Yandere Slaanesh X KhorneThe fucking Warp...
Inside the Brass Citadel...
Khorne's POV:
Here am I watching Khornate Berzerkers kill each other while eating some Khorne Flakes. People get bored sometimes when stuff gets repetitive. But not me! I enjoy people getting slaughtered and their blood being spilled! Sometimes it gets interesting, like that one Ork who enjoyed fighting my daemons. So I reincarnate him and his comrades to fight for my entertainment, forever.
Bloodletter: Our Excellency, we have received a message for you.
Khorne: Who is it from?
Bloodletter: It's from Kharn, my liege.
Khorne: Give it to me.
The Bloodletter now gives the Nokia 40k to Khorne. Khorne now whips out his reading glasses and reads the message.
"Hey Boss,
Can you give me some more powers? I heard about some Green Loyalist and his yellow dog slaughtering lots of daemons here in the Warp. The ones who managed to survived told me that the Green Loyalist was wielding a badass red sword and lots of guns. Sounds like a great person to fight.
-Kharn"Khorne: This is the last time, Kharn.
Khorne grabs Kharn's Status Bar and adds 10 points more to Strength. He is now also removing 10 points to Kharn's Dexterity.
Khorne: Only losers use Dexterity. Now that's done. Time to go fix my weapons. Gonna go slaughter some planets.
Timeskip to Khorne's armory.
Khorne was browsing his Armory filled with Sharp Axes, Huge Hammers and Guns that would make an Ork proud. While looking for his Chainaxe, Khorne recieved a text from Slaanesh.
"Dear Love,
I borrowed your Chainaxe for something important. If you want it back, you can get it from me from my Palace. See you there, Love. I also made a suprise for you. So come visit me. I also have some cake here, if you want to eat some.
-Love,
Slaanesh."Khorne: DAMNIT SLAANESH!!!! WHERE IS MY FUCKING CHAINAXE?!?!?
Pissed off, Khorne now stomps towards his Warp Gate.
Khorne: Bloodthirster #183195!!!
Bloodthirster: Yes my liege?
Khorne: Tell Angron that he's in charge of the Citadel while I'm gone. But don't let him throw some Gory Fight Club without me.
Bloodthirster: Where are you going? Are you going to destroy a planet?
Khorne: No. But I am going to destroy someone while I'm gone.
Bloodthirster: Good luck then, Your Excellency.
But before Khorne manages to enter the Warp Gate, he was pulled by his wife (who was taller than him) and stopped him from leaving.
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