Buffy strolled along the street, watching people walk by her. Buffy had a weird feeling, she looked around, there was a little play park, a small group of hideous stinky vampires gathering there!! Holy mcmoley beefburgers Batman!!!
Buffy looked around and darted towards a tree branch, small enough to carry, big enough to do some damage. She then ran over to them and whacked one around the head with the branch. smirking, she grabs two of their heads and smash them together, blood spurted on her face, and a little yellow goop. Tasty.....
Buffy turned around to see a vamp slowly creeping away. She picked up a hairy tampon and threw it at his head,cut off his head with a clean slice, ew! slimy!
Buffy looked at the 'dead' vamps
"heh, easy peasy hairy lemons... now time to get back to Dawny! Bet shes probably been kidnapped again... It is Tuesday after all! Haha".
Buffy skipped up to the front of her house. She knocked on the door, because she was stupid enough to forget her sticky, mouldy keys. She bangs at the door hoping to wake Dawn up. Lazy ass sniffer buffy chuckled.
After about 2 minutes she Finally heard footsteps coming towards the door. The door slowly creaks open, revealing an old woman?!?!?!?
Instantly and without hesitation, Buffy bitch slapped the old woman, and screamed at her to get out of her house, then a girl came walking in the room, scared.
"Dawn! Hide! There's crazy beeatches in our house!"
Buffy shoved Dawn inside of the fridge, good job that stoopid Prime Minister from the UK wasnt in there, silly old Waffler.
She heard a loud crash, a vampire ran in screaming, dribbling, smelling like cheese n onion crisps and... And... Wearing pyjamas??
Anyway.... Buffy jumped onto the counter. Lifting her leg so high (she was a super vamp killer with super powers after all!!) she rocket blasted a fart so stinky it blew the Vampire over...jumping on him with a loud "HAAAAYAAA!!"
she started to punch him, she stopped for a second to examine the now stinky vamp.
"W.. W... Why are you doing this??" asked the vampire, confused.
Buffy then stood up, and looked down at the creature.
" Because... YOU stinky old BUTT MUNCHING BARF BAG, I'm Buffy, the Gramp- I mean VAMPire slayer" she then grabbed a spoon from the closest drawer, and stabbed the dead ol stinky being in the heart.
"ha... Like he even HAS a heart!" chuckled Buffy, squatting over the old dead body and letting out another bean stinking parp... Right through its earhole.
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Buffy the Grandpa slayer.
رعبA tail of Death, Destruction, and Grandpas. Its Buffy the vampire slayer, but better. For some reason it posted some of the chapters twice... Ty wattpad 👁️👄👁️
