Harley: Why do you eat people?
Killer Croc: It gives me power.
Harley: Would you like to eat me?
Killer Croc: Hell no.
Harley: Aww, why not?
Killer Croc: I don't want you, you're crazy.
Harley: Says the guy who lives in a sewer...
Killer Croc: Least I know it's a sewer
Harley: Oh I get it because like this is a sewer too only with nice shops and restaurants, right? Ya hate mankind much? Let me guess mommy didn't take you to Chucky cheese on your sixth birthday? I can recommend a good therapist.
*Killer Croc lunges at her but stops*
*Harley giggles*
Diablo: Why?
Harley: Because I'm bored. I need a victim, a mind to pry apart and spit in.
Captain Boomerang: Just leave it mate. She's a rabbit hole, don't fall in.
*Harley hisses*
Harley: And here's one now. Japanese. Female. Mid twenties. Five foot five. Good health. Athletic. And...*inhales* an only child with deep-seated father issues. Daddy wanted his son so she has to hide behind a mask.
Katana: I am not hiding.
Harley: Yeah that was gangster.
Deadshot: Harley don't you start acting like a drunken stripper.
Harley: Wanna tell me what's going on then cause... *sniffs twice and whispers* I smell a rat.
Deadshot: If they don't blow our heads off, we'll have to fight our way out of this city. I need you to play nice with the other children.
Harley: And quietly return to my cage. Sure, okay, hey thats okay, sellout I know how the world works. But when it comes to the heart everyone for themselves, right?
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My Favorite Acting Monologues/Scenes
RandomScenes from many of my favorite movies. None of the characters or dialogue are mine. Warning some dialogues may talk about disturbing themes or events I will put warnings on these dialogues at the beginning if they do.
