Monster T: Hey, J. On behalf of everybody, welcome back. I wanted to come by and personally say thank you. You making me good money. I'm making you good money.
Joker: Are you sweet talking me? Ha. Ha. Ha. I love this guy. He's so intense!
Monster T: You're lucky man. You got a bad bitch.
Joker: Oh, that she is. The fire in my loins. The itch in my crotch. The one, the only, the infamous Harley Quinn! Oh, come to Daddy.
Harley: Puddin'! *giggles*
Joker: Oh yeah. Listen.. You are my gift to this handsome hunka hunka! You belong to him now.
Monster T: Well.
Harley: You're cute! You want me? I'm all yours.
Monster T: I don't want no beef.
Joker: You don't want no beef? You don't want no beef?
Harley: Why, what's wrong? You don't like me?
Joker: You don't want no beef?
Harley: Fine. Don't waste my time then.
Monster T: This is your lady.
Joker: Look... Are you enjoying yourself?
Monster T: No. That's your lady, joker.
Joker: That's right.
Monster T: Yeah. Yo, J.
Joker: *shoots Monster T*
Bonus Scene: Harley and Joker run from Batman
Harley: Come on, puddin'. Do it!
Joker: Oh... We have got company.
Harley: Batsy, Batsy, Batsy. Stupid bat, you're ruining date night! Puddin'. Puddin', I can't swim!
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My Favorite Acting Monologues/Scenes
AléatoireScenes from many of my favorite movies. None of the characters or dialogue are mine. Warning some dialogues may talk about disturbing themes or events I will put warnings on these dialogues at the beginning if they do.
