Dr. Harleen Quinzel: You're not leaving me. You're not leaving me!
The Joker: You, you, you, you're a little pain in the ass.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: I have done everything you said! Every test, every trial, every initiation. I have proved I love you, just accept it!
The Joker: Got it! Got it, got it, got it. I am not someone who is... loved. I'm an idea! State of mind. I execute my will according to my plan and you, Doctor, are not part of my plan.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Just let me in. I promise. Let me in! I promise I won't hurt you!
The Joker: Promise? Promise? [laughs]
*Guy yells and Harleen shoots him*
The Joker: I was gonna say I wouldn't do that if I were you.
*Harleen points gun up to his head*
The Joker: [sarcastically] Don't hurt me. I'll be your friend. [seriously] Do it. Do, do, do, do, do it.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: My heart scares you and a gun doesn't?
The Joker: Do it! [snatches gun away and laughs and puts it to his head] If you weren't so crazy, I'd think you're insane. Go... away.
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My Favorite Acting Monologues/Scenes
RandomScenes from many of my favorite movies. None of the characters or dialogue are mine. Warning some dialogues may talk about disturbing themes or events I will put warnings on these dialogues at the beginning if they do.
