Wattpad Clichés 101

17. Height

AN: I've lost faith in myself to be posting regularly. So, here's a chapter for you guys to read. All those who have been voting and commenting, you guys are amazing and I wish that the pandemic doesn't touch you at all and you get rich and you're always happy and get whatever you want. I might be updating regularly now 'cause quarantine. :p

So, before we start, no offense to anybody. I'm 5'5" or 5'6", somewhere in between and I believe that all heights are awesome. If you're tall, you're beautiful, if you're short you're adorably beautiful. So. Yep. Here, we go.

Some common heights in books for
Women:-

•4'11"
•5'
•5'2"
•5'4"
On the taller end of the spectrum:-
•5'8"

So, let's begin with the shorter end of the spectrum.
Cliche #1 -

I'm 4'11" and I'm super pathetic and I need everyone should be kind to me because I'm short and I can't reach the jars. I'm a smol bean. Love me.

My reaction : -_-

Cliche #2:
I'm 5' and I'm slightly less pathetic but that doesn't mean you have to be less kind to me because I'm a smol bean who can't do shit alone and I need help.

Cliche #3:
I'm 5'2" and I'm a super freaking badass.

Cliché #4:
I'm 5'4" and I'm as average as my height is. I barely smile and I'm so generic you'd lose me in a crowd and never find me and forget about me.

Cliche #5:

I'm 5'8" and I'm too tall for guys. Nobody loves me.

First of all, no. Don't do that. Second, I've seen adorable tall girls and super evil mini hellions. So, yeah. Mix it up. And the best thing that somebody who's 5'2" once said, "In books, 5'2" tall women are adorable or badass and everyone falls for them, I walk around and people ask me, who's your mom, are you lost."
Why does that never happen in books?