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13.First Kiss

Hola all! Since I'm very free rn and do not practice the software I'm supposed to, here I am updating once again. I wonder if that's why I'm so regular at updating now.

Also, doesn't the cloud look like a hamster or is it just me? (In media.)

Oh well.

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How do you know if you like someone? Or somebody likes somebody or well, just that there's sexual tension?

A kiss.

That's how.

So, let's pay attention to how a first kiss happens in the books. Dun. Dun. Dun.

He pinned me against the wall and said, "If only you knew how much I like you." And then proceeded towards me, his lips crashing against mine.

Bish, didn't it hurt when he practically smashed his lips against yours? It's your first kiss! Come on.

But okay, I'm not one to kink shame.

His arms wrapped around me as he pulled me closer. I froze for a second before responding. It felt like electricity bursting through my veins.

Where's the rape whistle when you need it?

Though I'm curious. Does he have frozen breath or something?

And then his lips kept brushing against mine and vice versa.

Uhm... Okay.

"Do you wanna take your clothes off? It's hot in here." He asked me.

Uhm. Fuckboy alert?

"Do you wanna put a baby in me?" I asked.

Wait what?

And we proceeded to take our clothes off and have a lot of sex.

Well, that escalated quickly.

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Okay, first of all, I know pinning is hot and all(Trust me, I know. XD), but why doesn't anybody have something like a funny first kiss? Like, possibly somewhere least expected and very unsexy or something?

Not to say, in front of a dumpster but uhm... I dunno. Say, minus the pinning, somewhere where it's crazy to expect?

Also. The crashing.

Bruv.

Please don't.

Also. Just to be fair, are you a fucking electric eel? Didn't you fucking explode when it was electricity coursing through your veins?

I mean....

Oh well.