Centrefold

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Does he walk, does he talk?


Does he come with a silvery beard?

I am walking the streets!

Jeremy has pulled me from my seat


He has pure compassion

Nobody can ever stain

Memories of his policies

have never caused me pain


Thirty two years go by

I'm reading the pages

of a satirical magazine

and there's Super Jeremy

on the pages in-between!


My blood runs cold

My memory has been sold

OUR Jeremy is the Centrefold!


Slipping notes under the school desk

whilst I was thinking about his policies

Too magical to lose

Ideological compassion

made me shake in my shoes

I had a right to choose


That soft fluffy silvery beard

Too magical to touch

To see him in his victory suit

was almost too much


Jeremy is OUR Centrefold


OK look I understand

We were living in that rotter Dave's land

I hoped that when four years had gone

I would see Jeremy with the P.M.'s suit on!


Jeremy is OUR Centrefold

Woo Woo Woo, Woo Woo, Woo!

Come on Conference sing!

Jeremy is OUR Centrefold

Jeremy is OUR centrefold


Our blood ran cold

Now we're back in the fold

Yes Jeremy is OUR Centrefold


Make differences matter

Not solely guided by idle chatter


Yes let's hear it again!

Jeremy is OUR Centrefold

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