"Do you have an idea of what you wanna get? because there is going to be a lot of mouths to feed" miracle said, as walked into my bed room with a packet of doritos she took from my cabinet.
I eyed the doritos, and then moved my eyes from the tv to hers as she stood in front of me.
"Why you giving me the evils nigga" she questioned with a puzzled look.
"You could've picked any other chips that were in that bitch" I sulked as she rolled her eyes.
"I wasn't feeling for cheetos or lays, besides, you said I could pick out anything I wanted" she shrugged as she sat beside me.
"Now answer my question"
"What was the question?" I questioned, putting my controller down on the bed.
"What are we getting from the store?"
"Are we making a list?" I questioned, taking a chip out of the dorito bag that was in her hand.
"Yes we have to be organised"
I groaned in frustration, as i drastically flopped onto my back, staring at the ceiling.
Miracle laughed and shook her head at my actions.
"You're so dramatic"
"Can't we just improvise when we get there" I say as i moaned sitting up.
"We could..but then we might forget things"
"We won't, besides the only mouth we should really be worried about is ski's, that nigga can eat for two families" I say shaking my head in disbelief.
"Actually two mouths, Leah is the exact same"
"Bruh, I cant ever forget the time I hired a chef for the day because I couldn't be asked to cook. Ski came over with Leah and we chilled and smoked until we got hungry, I told the chef to make shrimp alfredo because what nigga doesn't love shrimp alfredo..but anyways long story short, I left them in the house for 10minutes because I went to store to get a drink and when I got back the whole pot of pasta was finished...they literally sat in my kitchen and ate the whole pot with two forks shared between them, I was mad as hell" I explained, getting mad about that day all over again.
"Damn Jahseh that day touched a nerve" miracle said as she tried her hardest to contain her laughs.
"It sure did and we don't need a repeat so let's just get a whole load of shit" I said getting up to walk over to my wardrobe to put on my black basket ball shorts.
•••
"You sure you don't need help jah?" Miracle questioned as she watched me.
We just got back from the store and i took all the bags out my car.
"Hell na nigga ima grown ass man " I said as I held 8 shopping bags.
She raised an eyebrow as she watched me walk up to my front door.
"Take my keys out my pocket"
She reached into my back pocket to take my keys but then I felt nails digging into my ass cheek making me jump.
"AY AY AY! cut out that gay ass shit" I said squinting my eyes at her as she laughed at me.
"I couldn't help myself" she said as she opened the door.
I placed all the bags on the counter in my kitchen and began packing the stuff away as miracle helped.
After 10minutes of packing out the stuff miracle left to go get changed at her house and said she will be back in an hour so I decided to clean up the house while I waited. Soon as I went to pick up the vacuum, I heard my phone ringing so I went to pick it up off the counter, I saw it was ski so I quickly answered it.
"skeetmask⛷"
"yo vro" "wassup vrother, can a nigga come over" "no nigga I gotta clean" "CLEAN?! nigga why don't you hire somebody to do it for you" "because a jit got hands" "whatever vro I'm outside"
I hung up the phone and shook my head.
This was typical of ski to turn up unannounced, but he's my bestfriend so I didn't mind, but his ass better help clean up.
I walked over to the door with the broom in my hand and opened the door for ski.
"Nigga wtf are you wearing" I questioned as I looked ski up and down, this nigga came over in a pikachu onesie and some brown cowboy boots.
He gave me a weird smirk and pushed me out the way to make himself comfortable on my couch.
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