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Another day, another week. Another hour, another minute. Another second in this fucking academy and I will tear everyone to shreds.
Why is it that when we do shit, it has to be in the fucking academy?!
To kill the boredom that has been infecting me for the past 30 minutes, I start poking on Ducky's hair while the girls are practicing the thing called intimidation which they are doing a horrible job at when just using their faces.
"You know, if you keep that up, you might make more enemies than necessary," Tsuchio commented as I continue to mind my own business.
"Ya know Tsuchio, I understand how hair can potentially go against the imaginary downward direction-"
"-gravity-"
"-by pointing upwards since examples are you and Noodlehead. But what I don't understand is that how the fuck can hair point sidewards without falling like Ducky's hair over here-"
Twitch.
"-and a bunch of hair pointing upwards like Chippy over there-"
"-by-"
"-without using a single dose of wax-"
"-will you-"
"-and go down like it's cotton candy."
Suddenly Naruto opens the door, enters, and proudly walks down the aisle like a model.
What is this? Low budget wannabe Victoria's Secret?
He took a seat in front of Tsuchio and I'm very sure he's grinning like a fucking idiot.
"Naruto, what are you doing here? You know this is for graduates only?"
"You see this Tsuchio? It's a regulation headband." Noodlehead points out while gripping the headband he is proud of wearing.
"And how would people know that you didn't steal it?"
"Iruka-sensei gave it to me!"
"You do know that that is not a decent argument right?"
"Uh..."
"Nevermind."
Rumble. Rumble. Rumble.
"EARTHQUAKE!" Everyone ducked under their seats and waited-
"I'M FIRST!!"
"Nevermind. It's the bitches." Giggle. Giggle. Snort.
"DON'T CALL ME THAT AKI!"
"Then stop making false alarms ya fucks."
"YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE THE FALSE ALARM!!!"
"COZ THERE WAS A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE!!"
"THERE WAS NO EARTHQUAKE!!"
"COZ YOU'RE THE ONE WHO FUCKING CAUSED IT!!!"
"Why you-"
"WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!!!" The room went dead silent. Iruka just arrived.
"Ino, Sakura, Aki, I expected more from the three of you now that you have graduated. But this? Disappointing. Now go to your seats."
The 2 girls walked to a seat with their heads down and in solemn silence. Meh. I win.
I plopped down onto my seat without a care in the world.
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Aki Arashi (Revived)
ФанфикThis is one of my favorite books in wattpad. And since it was taken out, I'm bringing it back. Of course, with my little twist. Let's meet the awesome badass brat of a swordsman... Aki Arashi!
