Aki Arashi (Revived)

Chapter 2: Who Caused the F*ck*ng Riot?!

Anime: Chapta 2! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Let's go!

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It has been a week since my stay in this village. I didn't need to leave early at least. It mostly consisted of buying supplies to redesign the apartment with a bit of paint here, a bit of weapon supplies there, a few seals here, a few nukes there, and a sprinkle of toasters with a banana on top.

The week was fun, and I was planning to keep the streak going but today, a sound way worse than an alarm clock woke me up.

I ripped the blanket off me and glared at the window where the sound is mostly coming from.

"You dare wake me up at this absurd hour?" I stomped over the window and slammed them open. "Whoever's name is Naruto, stop causing a goddamn riot! I am trying to sleep here!"

I slammed the windows shut.

Now that I got that out of my system, time to start the day since I'm no longer sleepy.

I got myself ready and was about to walk out the door when I remembered something. I backpedaled to find my buster sword still leaning on the wall in the dining area.

Get the sword? Don't get the sword?

You already know what happened last time you didn't have your sword.

Which is?

You were nearly dead and walking around drunk.

Oh... Then just to be safe, I'll bring the fucking sword which I realized is still unnamed.

Hm... Chi. Sounds good.

I placed Chi on my back and went on my way to the academy.
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... Which I don't know where.

The reason being I'm too busy buying food and shit in the market area for one full week and did not see any academies. Now where is Scarface?

"You'll never catch me!" I looked behind me when I got hit. *bowling sound effects* Thud!

Strike!

My eyes were swirling as I hit a wooden fence.

"That... Hurts... A lot..." A mumble was heard from above me.

Bonk!

"Ow! What the heck was that for?!" As my vision cleared, I saw a guy wearing an orange jumpsuit while clutching his bruise which is awfully next to his eye.

"It was an act of self-defense you moron."

"But that hurt like hell! Believe it!"

"Like I give a fuck. Since you hit me, tell me where the academy is."

He just stares at me till his eyes went 'ding!'

"You're that girl from the ramen shop!" He pointed an accusing finger at me.

"And you're not being useful." I was about to leave when I felt a new presence behind me.

"And where do you think you're going Naruto?"

Out of reflex, I kicked him in the balls.

Twuock!

"Iruka-sensei!"

He fell to the ground while clutching his junior. Jeez... What the hell is it with people popping out of nowhere just to talk shit that doesn't even involve me.

"Why did you hit Iruka-sensei?!"

"Because it was self-defense."

"That's a lame excuse! Believe it!" He pointed an accusing finger at me.