Aki Arashi (Revived)

Chapter 3: History?! I know nothin' 'bout History!

Anime: Chapta 3! I am beginning to forget certain parts of the story but I am doing my best to revive it. Let's go!

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The day has finally come... when I finally learn the meaning of an exam. An object used for torturing students in preparation for the day that they would know of the real world.

"You're kidding me right?" I stared at the man that would decide my fate in the next few moments. "You're fucking kidding... right?"

"Aki, you have to take the exam so we can properly assess whether you are capable of being a ninja or not." Iruka stares back at me with a straight serious deadpan.

"But I am a capable shinobi!"

"You haven't received your headband yet."

"Why does being a shinobi have to be decided with a fucking headband?!"

"Aki, the headband is a symbol of becoming a shinobi."

"And to earn it, you give me a fucking history exam?!"

"Yes."

"I never grew up here so I know nothin' about your history!"

We continued to argue about my reasons for not wanting to take the exams... in front of the students who are just waiting for the teacher to give the exam papers to them but in the end... it was all for nothing.

I was led back to my seat and forced to stare at the piece of paper in front of me with only a pencil, an eraser, and a sharpener as my weapons.

Does Konoha torture every child immigrant like this? This is a level 0.5 hell.

I gripped the pencil in my hand tightly to the point that I could hear the wood cracking.

I can't waste my only weapon like this.

'Yeah, you can't. Now get to work.'

You got it me.

I slowly moved the pencil towards the paper and slowly tried to write my name.

A...ki... A...ra...shi...

Now the answers...

1. Who are the four ha...ga...ge... of ko...no...ho...

Who are the four hagage of konoho?

haga is bald and kono is this...

Who are the four bald of this ho? What?

What kind of question is this? The bald of this ho? This question should be a meme! Why are they asking about bald people and who their hoe is? How fucked up is their history?

'I'm guessing... very fucked up since they tied us up on the first day 2 weeks ago.'

Hm... makes sense.

But if they're asking about bald people, I know one. Motherfucking Scarface. Doesn't have a single hair on his head. Now, what's his real name again? I...biki... Mori...Moro...Moron! Ibiki Moron! That should do it.

I...biki... Moron.

Now to fill up three more names... Fuck it. Imma name them Baldis.

Baldi 1.

Baldi 2.

Baldi 3.

Done. Now next question.

2. What is the full name of Ko...noho?

The full name of the ho? Which hoe? The hoe from earlier? The bald's hoe? Now, who is Scarface's hoe?