Aki Arashi (Revived)

Chapter 8: A Ride Back Home

Anime: Sup guys. I'm updating more often coz I need practice and I'm hella bored so yeah. Relaxing the brain here. Covid is still going. Stay safe. Stay cool. Let's go!

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They didn't say shit!

We threatened them with every fucking interrogation technique we know. Which isn't alot. I threathened them with all the techniques I know. Which is just being the bad cop.

When I brought out the fucking 'itcher', they didn't even flinch!

What the fuck is with Mist Ninja?! Do they not fear itch?!

Then I thought that we might as well mug them. But noooooo. Shinobi don't mug people. 'We're not barbarians nor thugs.'

Supplies are everything.

Shinobi or not, being in the field means you need all the supplies you can get.

Not even the fucking Noodlehead would let me mug them. Fucking hell!

When we reached the boundary, we met up with Aoyama-jisan, a fisherman that sells to the mainland and a friend of ours, who could get us to the island safely but only before sunrise. Until then, it was just us staying at the inn.

"Ah...." My body flopped onto the warm futon.  The softness and the warmness of this futon is so amazing. I could stay for a week if only my fucking team let me mug thos- Okay rant is old now. "It's been a while since I was last here."

"You've been here before?" I glanced at the source of the voice. It was my roommate Sakura.

"Hell yeah, traveled a bit when I was young."

"Really? Then where did you come from?"

"The land of waves."

"But I thought that there were no ninja."

"Of course there were no ninja."

"Then where did you learn how to fight?"

"While I was traveling."

"How did you-"

"Okay timeout." I signaled with my hands. "This is supposed to be a casual chat. Not a fucking interrogation. You got more than enough info for the day."

"Alright, alright, I'll stop asking."

"Fina-"

"Ah.... that shower was nice. Believe it." We all look to Naruto who just came out the shower. "Thanks for paying for all this Aki!"

"Ugh... don't fucking remind me." I covered my head with pillow and blocked out the sound of my team.

Oh... why am I paying for this you ask? Cause Grandpa can't pay for this shit.

Why not stay in the forest? We know that someone else will appear next so its safer to stay inside a town where it's harder to clean your tracks.

Room arrangements? We got the connected rooms and had Grandpa and Kakashi stay in one room while the rest of the team stays in the other.

Why not let Kakashi pay for it? Cause I said that I'd fucking pay for it. Hell, fucking cheapass Kakashi used that statement to make me pay for the whole damn thing.

"You really do care about your grandfather, don't you?" Gummy shuffles around from beside me.

"No shit."

"Seems nice to have something like that." The fuck-

"I thought you had Iruka dumbass." The pillow ripped off my head as I glared at the fucking idiot who just fucking stared back.