Aki Arashi (Revived)

Chapter 9: I want an Autograph!

Anime: Sup guys! It has finally arrived. The chapter we've all been waiting for. The how to write like an idiot! Nah. I'm just tired. Aki's here? Alright, let's go!

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Walking has been nice and dandy until Duckass just walked alongside Noodlehead, triggerd him, and now are trying speedrun each other like Gummy and Bimbo.

"There!" Out of nowhere, Noodlehead starts throwing his kunai all over the place. "Oh, it's just a mouse."

"You dumbshitnumbskull. You gave us a fucking heart attack!"

"Stop trying to show off! There's nothing there!"

"Naruto, please don't use your knives recklessly. They're dangerous."

"Hn."

"Don't scare us you brat!"

"I sense someone over there! No, over there!" He didn't listen?! That fucking numbfuck shithead- Not now Aki. You're in the field.

"Fucking-" Breathe in..... Breathe out-

"There!" I snap towards the source. The bushes. It was there. A human adult...

"I told you to stop."

I prepared my knife and held it tightly.

"S-Someone has been targeting us this whole time. Believe it!"

"Yeah right. Cut it out."

I start scanning around the forest. Where is the source now...

Kakashi moves the bushes around revealing a white rabbit that just shat itself in fear.

Wait... why the hell is there a white rabbit?There's no circus traveling around here and it's not even win- ter...

Breathe in.

Breathe ou- t...

I slowly scan the trees until my eyes led to a certain spot.

Shit.

"GET DOWN!"

We all dropped to the ground as a sword flew above our heads where our necks would have been.

Twuock!

The sword lodged itself into the tree and a man stood on it ominously as if he was taking his time to emote.

"Well, well, if it isn't the Rogue Jinja of the Hidden Mist, Zabuza Momochi."

"Zabuza..." You don't mean...

"HOLY SHIT! ASDFGHJKLIEBFOESL IT'S ZABUZA MOMOCHI!" Aki runs past the group but was caught Kakashi.

"Aki?!" The whole group snaps towards Aki.

"CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?!

You can just hear the pin of awkwardness just drop from the sky as everyone stares at Aki.

Aki continues to tug her jacket but is barely able to release herself as Kakashi continues to pull her hoodie.

"Uh... Is she normal?" Zabuza looks to Kakashi for answers.

"She was normal an hour ago." Kakashi replied.

"RELEASE ME YOU THOT!!!"

"Aki, this is a rogue jonin we're facing. Take this seriously." Kakashi reprimands Aki but she ignores it and starts to thrash violently.

"I AM TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY! THIS IS A ONE-TIME OPPORTUNITY TO MEET ONE OF THE SWORDSMEN OF THE HIDDEN MIST AND I AM NOT TAKING MY DAMN TIME!!!"

"I suppose you are familiar with the swordsmen of the hidden mist then." Zabuza starts to assess whether he can use this opportunity to turn the team against each other.