Anime: I know. I know. Why the sudden chapter insert? Well, the chapter is going a little too fast so I'm adding a few more chapters to really develop the character.
If you wondering, yes, this chapter is still canon. It's just hella short compare to the others.
P.S. I kmow kept changing the title for this chapter. I am looking for the most appropriate one.
1. Break Books or Break Bones
2. (Current One)Now what are waiting for? Let's go!
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It's been a month with my team and so far, our teamwork has been shit.
It's that the only thing that's happened? Hell no. What's worse is that we've been doing shit missions the entire fucking time.
Are there any good things that happened? If you count Gummy getting less annoying since seeing the 2 bitches at the same place at the same time is rare now. It still doesn't mean it won't happen.
Oh shit. Here they come.
"What are you doing here billboard brow?"
"We just finished our missions. What are you doing here Ino-pig?"
"We just finished our missions and-"
"Alright, let's go Gummy."
"Aki! Let go of me!"
"Bye Banana Peel!"
"Get back here Aki!"
Ah... the shit days. Worst way to spend a few seconds of my life.
Other than that, Noodlehead has been coming to my unit more often just to ask for some of my stash. What do I do? I give I him whatever is about to expire. Zero waste.
Don't look at me like that. I've been trained to not waste a single piece of food. It's either I shove it down my throat or I shove it down someone else's. Besides, food is a decent bargaining tool. Does not get you the best shit, but it does serve its purpose well.
"Hey Noodlehead, I got bread."
Noodle perks up and snaps towards me.
"Eat it."
"Do you have-" Shove.
"Fuck no. Now finish it."
"Hmm Mhm hmph."
"I'm not giving you ramen. Now swallow."
Gulp. "Ittarashimasu."
What about Kakashi and Ducky you ask? Well, Kakashi is just being an asshole as usual. Just ditching us as soon as we're done with the missions then I'm stuck walking home with the twats.
I sometimes see 3 kids following me while I'm walking home with Noodlehead. I swear I had to ask Noodlehead if he knew about them and turns out, they were his minions. Well, minion/rivals. However, the little shits actually had brains bigger compared to Dumbass over here. I just derailed the topic didn't I? Back to discussion.
Ducky, yes Ducky, after our first few missions almost immediately asked me to fight him. He keeps doing it until now! I swear, is he a fucking masochist? He got angry a few times when I had to say no. I even had a valid reason and he fucking whines about it.
What were those reasons? I had to go shop for groceries immediately before all the good stuff goes bye-bye for the day. His reaction? A growl and tries to schedule a fight for the following day. And I was just- Dude. I have to meet up with the fucking blacksmith that day to sharpen my blade. And he whines even more.
He knows how that fucking old man makes us schedule our appointments ahead of time just for him to sharpen our blades. You wanna know why he does that? Coz his free time mostly consists of making weapons and teaching his daughter.
What do you mean buns? Well yeah, the daughter always has her hair tied in a bun whenever I see her. No, it's one bun. Not 2. Hair color? Light brown. Dude, stop asking me fucking questions. I don't who that kid girl is. Stop treating this topic as if I just saw a crime happen before my eyes. I'll tell you when I see a crime anyways.
How do I know that Ducky knows about the old man? I fucking saw that dickhead at the same store having his huge ass shuriken sharpened. Whst was I doing there? Buying some weapons. I swear they sell decent weapons there. Sometimes, I had to keep track of the days that they were selling with discounts.
I swear, Ducky sounds like my youmger brother. Fucking stubborn and whines like a little shit until he gets what he wants or he manages to get it somewhere else.
Who is my younger brother? I'll tell you next time. How old is he? Should be 8 by now. Where is he? Why should I tell you? When are we going to meet- STOP ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT MY YOUNGER BROTHER! WE'LL GET THERE WHEN WE GET THERE!!! NOW SIT THE FUCK DOWN! Back to discussion.
Did I ever fight Ducky? Well yes. How did it go down? I asked him for a face off without blades. Why? Coz I had them sharpened that day. I'm not wasting my precious time and money just to have them wrecked a few minutes later.
How did it go down?
Well, it went down like this.
So we were both at the training grounds in the middle of a clearing.
We were both in a fighting position.
Then, we both ran towards each with a cinematic screen.
Then started punching, kicking, blocking, and dodging.
There were so many hits and so many misses. I am very fucking sure I received more hits and he received more takedowns. Fucking hell we had bruises everywhere. I'm very sure I have a black eye.
This lasted for a while before the fucker dropped to the ground panting while I flopped onto the ground beside him.
Result: I fucking won.
"That was the longest fight I've ever had."
I stared at the sky as it slowly turns into colors of yellow and orange. The cold breeze blows past us carrying the disgusting stench of sweat. The leaves of trees just dancing along the breeze. And the silence... the silence of the moment was quite... enjoyable.
"*pant* You owe me Ducky."
"I don't *pant* owe you *pant* anything."
"*pant* Easy with breathing Ducky. *pant* You might choke yourself."
Ducky took his time to ease his breathing to the point that he could relax.
The silence continued on until the sun has set and stars begin to light up the sky.
"Hey."
"..."
"I'm starving. Give me food."
"No."
"Asshole."
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Anime: That sums up the mini chapter. I'll finish the latest chapter when I finish the latest chapter. Til next time. Anime out.
I, AnimeAddicting, do not own Naruto nor the original idea of the story. I am only re-editing the story.
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Aki Arashi (Revived)
FanfictionThis is one of my favorite books in wattpad. And since it was taken out, I'm bringing it back. Of course, with my little twist. Let's meet the awesome badass brat of a swordsman... Aki Arashi!