the grocery - bts crackfic

seven

yoongi sighed.

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< twat bitch has added yoongi hyung to BGE

twat bitch
yello

yoongi hyung
what the fuck is this

twat bitch
grocery gc

i wash with hose
well yeah no shit

twat bitch
🥺

i wash with hose
jk

yoongi hyung
ok fr what is this

seokjinnie
why have i been added i dont want notifs

twat bitch
its so that we can all be updated with each other!! good idea right

peachy
yes taehyung absolutely good idea marvelous the the idea is fantastic the flavour is immaculate i love it

yoongi hyung
who is i wash with hose

i wash with hose
whos that?? i dont see him typing

jngkk
its u

i wash with hose
what

seokjinnie
its u

twat bitch
its u

i wash with hose
im so confused who is who

yoongi hyung
do u guys know who am i

jngkk
yea ur yoongi hyung

yoongi hyung
how did u guys know

seokjinnie
im not the best at texting but u r named yoongi

yoongi hyung
then why does this bitch i wash with hose not know who he is

i wash with hose
who the fuck is i wash with hose

twat bitch
yall

peachy
yes

seokjinnie
maybe i wash with hose is namjoon or hoseok

yoongi hyung
wheres namjoon anyways

< twat bitch has added wow to BGE

jngkk
whos wow

jngkk
wait nvm

wow
what is this

seokjinnie
idk

yoongi hyung
this is annoying

i wash with hose
yea

twat bitch
lol

peachy
why do u guys type so dry damn its not like u guys do anything at home

wow
so this is a groceru gorio chat!

seokjinnie
im sorry what did u just say

peachy
i cant bREATHE

wow
i said this is a grocery group chat?*

wow
guys chill

i wash with hose
atleast im not having aneurysms when i type

jngkk
ok that was hard damn u didnt have to go for namjoon hyung like that

peachy
whos who i only know yoongi hyung, seokjin hyung, and jungkook

jngkk
im jungkook

twat bitch
tae

yoongi hyung
read my name

seokjinnie
seokjin

i wash with hose
angel

wow
no

i wash with hose
ok

wow
nsmjokn

peachy
jiminnnnnnsss

i wash with hose
hoseo k

yoongi hyung
so hoseok is i wash with hose

i wash with hose
so IM i wash with hose

peachy
i guess so

wow
what i wash with hose

< i wash with hose has changed his nickname to hobi

twat bitch
aw man

jngkk
tae y r u named twat bitch

seokjinnie
language

wow
groceryyyyyyyyyuuudsssss

peachy
whats bge

yoongi hyung
yeah i was wondering that too

twat bitch
idk

< twat bitch has changed his nickname to taetae

taetae
there u go

wow
why were u called twat bitch in the first place

peachy
probably my fault i dont remember

hobi
hmmmmmm

yoongi hyung
no one has answered whats bge

jngkk
best grocery ever

twat bitch
best grocery ever

< yoongi hyung has left BGE

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please stay safe during these times.
i know have been gone for so long and i might not even come back again but i thank all
of you once again for your support. xoxo mins.