Squidward: (talking to a wax statue of himself) Have I told you how beautiful you are? Your tentacles, your nose, your eye's...a little lopsided. (takes out the right eye, fixes it then puts it back in place) There. And now that I've been immortalized in wax, I have conquered all artistic media. Come on, my precious reflection, smile. (Squidward makes wax statue smile. Then he ears a crash from outside and frowns, as does the statue as well)
SpongeBob: Hike, Patrick, hike! (both run in separate directions but SpongeBob has a big rock. Drops the rock on the ground and it breaks in half) You just lost three points. (climbs a tree branch) One. Two. Five! (flips upside down and blows a bubble into a shape) G-7!
Patrick: G-7? King me! King me! (runs into the coral branch and pops the bubble) I lose!
SpongeBob: But it's not Tuesday, Patrick.
Patrick: Tarter sauce! (Squidward peeks out)
Squidward: Hey! What are you invertebrates doing?
SpongeBob & Patrick: We don't know.
Squidward: Hey Patrick, do you know what time it is?
Patrick: Uh, yeah, Squidward, it's... (checks his watch but all the bubble soap leaks out when he turns his wrist around)
Squidward: Time to find some other game to play! (laughs. Turns on the record player while taking a bubble bath)
SpongeBob: Now what?
Patrick: (notices a shell on the ground) We could toss that shell back and forth.
SpongeBob: (picks up shell) Ok, ready! (throws shell into Patrick's belly. Patrick shoots it into the air)
Patrick: Go! (SpongeBob goes after it)
SpongeBob: I got it! I got it! (the shell flies through Squid's open window, knocks into Squid's sculpture, and it falls over) I got it! I got it! I got it! (Squid in the other room, hears a thump, but he ignores it. Sponge and Pat enter the room via the elevator) Remember Patrick, finders keepers.
Patrick: There it is! (points to the shell that is in the wax sculpture of Squidward)
SpongeBob & Patrick: I got it! I got it! (Patrick pulls the shell out)
Patrick: Bonus points! (Patrick starts to walk off)
SpongeBob: Uhh, Patrick? I think something's wrong with Squidward. He looks unconscious.
Patrick: Don't worry. I know how to do this. (Patrick tries to give CPR but his face turns blue and he floats up to the ceiling but lets out all the air and lands on top of the wax sculpture's head)
SpongeBob: Get off him, Patrick! (Patrick stands up)
Patrick: What are you worried about? (Patrick's behind is now imprinted on Squidward's face) He looks better already. (SpongeBob & Patrick stand him up)
SpongeBob: But he still feels cold. (bring him in front of the window)
Patrick: Well, let's go put him in the warm.
SpongeBob: Do you think he'll be ok?
Patrick: You know, you worry too much. The Patrick is here and SpongeBob I know a lot about head injuries, believe... (starts to drool as SpongeBob snaps his fingers) ...me. Hey, what's that on your shoe? (Sponge looks down)
SpongeBob: I don't know.
Patrick: It kind of looks like...(a liquidy puddle of green goo is on the floor)
SpongeBob & Patrick: Squidward! (both are screaming as Squidward is powdering his nose)
SpongeBob: No, no, that part goes here.
