Why SimbaxKovu is Retarded

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Just to clarify, i have nothing against the LGBT community, some of my bros are bisexual and i dont mind.

But people seem to like the Idea of Simba f****** Kovu, which is extremely retarded (but then again im straight and i dont like seeing 2 men doing it because i have my preferences). I want to point out the age gap between the two. Simba is piratically twice the age Kovu is and it would be weird if a 40 and 20 year old were dating, but then again kovu is a teenager (as compared by size and year gap). And I know they use human years because one time i googled Kion's age and it said 12-14 in human years, not lion years. So everyone has a human lifespan. Keep in mind, its not acceptable for an adult to hook up with a teenager. And keep in mind, the maximum age to be a child is 18 years (and Kovu has an approximate age of 17 ), and the definition of a pedophile is" an adult who is sexually attracted to children."So if simba were to hook up with Kovu, he would be considered a pedophile and would be classified as statutory rape. Also keep in mind that dating a former teacher (mainly elementary teachers) is wrong because they saw you when you were a small kid, this is the same case, Simba saw Kovu when he was a small cub. So the reason why i think SimbaxKovu is retarded is because I based my opinion on facts, and basic decency, so if you like SimbaxKovu, im sorry but you are retarded if you still like it after I presented facts to my claim. And these reasons can also apply to NalaxKovu, because she was also present when simba confronted Zira at the beginning of the movie, and chances are that she saw Kovu when he was a small cub also.





Sassy/sarcastic reason: because its kinda Gay

Send this to anyone who wants to argue with you about this. They will ignore the logic if they are stupid.

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