Lion Guard- Q/A, Updates, and Opinions

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(remember, Pyrocynical voice)

Welcome back to the series where we bully people who have an IQ lower than the average Cardi B fan (So -8349327438912). Its a miracle on how these people survive, and especially this writer. Now recently I had an encounter with this mass of cells and it might think im doing this to be petty, and you are absolutely right but I have a higher IQ, and I cant even do math which says a lot if im the smartest here.

But this book is made by @LionGuardLemon  and the name makes me want to kill myself, I don't care if the death is painful, please god, END MY PAIN. People like this make me believe that we deserve the corona virus (if you are one of my readers, I dont mean to offend anyone). We deserve 2020 at this point. Now the book im hating on is basically a lemons collection, and its retarded, not even Hitler would approve (I kinda mean It). Now I am aware that sex is a part of life, heck I took advantage of free premium, but this is unnecessary. I have actually seen a Lion King story where mating was part of the plot, and the difference is that the LK story is good, while this is a dumpster fire. And Lionguardlemon said something along the lines of "thanks for the read" and if this was YouTube, I would be annoyed, but this is Wattpad, you dont make money, and the story ranking system here is weird, Like a poorly written lion king book with 1 part, can outrank a very good LK story so I dont give a shit if I give you a read. 

Now this book is retarded in so many ways, mainly the incest. Incest is retarded, its not an opinion, it is a fact because there is Scientific research that says family should not mate with each other (and dont give me the "animals perform incest IRL" because in the story, they have the same intelligence as a human). Seriously it is retarded. And I had the stupid decision to read it and the context to the stories aren't that good, they really are not, its just random and cancerous. You know what, because when it comes to the multiverse and Lion Guard stories, Im in charge of that field, so this means that I decide which universe lives, and which ones Die and get blown to bits while its inhabitants have a painful death. If that doesn't work i can have Deadpool show up and Kill them all, either way I win. Dont read the story, Im still having the gun and noose because I want to die, Oh how I wish it was a joke, but at least this person has more decency that sonadowforever so I see this as a win.