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Imagine dating one of the boys...

Their mom: *showing me baby pictures* "How cute was he?"

Me: "Awwww. I've seen that one before."

Their mom: "Oh, really? Did my son show you?"

Me: "...No."

Their mom: ...

Me: ...

Me: "I used to stalk your son."

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