Stranger: "Get in the van."
Me: "Uhhh no, get away from me creep!"
5sos: "Get in the van."
Me: "Yay! I've always wished something like this would happen."
5sos: *look at me like I'm insane*
*inside the van*
Me: *sticks head out the window*
Me: "EVERYBODY BE JEALOUS!"
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5 Seconds of Summer Jokes, Randomness, and Whatnot
HumorA book filled with 5sos jokes, quotes, lyrics, thoughts, and other random stuff. [Highest Ranking: #583 in Humor] *DISCLAIMER: All rights go to the respectful owners. Some are my own and others are not mine. I have edited them a little.*