My dad: *watching football* *yelling at TV*
Me: "You're yelling like the players are actually gonna listen to you."
Dad: "You're in love with a man that doesn't even know you exist."
Me: ...
Dad: ...
Me: "Don't talk to me."
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5 Seconds of Summer Jokes, Randomness, and Whatnot
HumorA book filled with 5sos jokes, quotes, lyrics, thoughts, and other random stuff. [Highest Ranking: #583 in Humor] *DISCLAIMER: All rights go to the respectful owners. Some are my own and others are not mine. I have edited them a little.*