Status of the 5sos fam:
Luke's Girls: Dead as of November 13th, 2013 when Luke got the lip piercing.
Michael's Girls: Dead as of July 24th, 2014 when Michael got the eyebrow piercing.
Calum's Girls: Alive but slowly dying as Calum gets more and more tattoos.
Ashton's Girls: Alive but on life support as the holes in Ashton's shirts increase in number and size.
The 5sos Fam in general: Barely holding on as "soon" has now come and the boys are living their dreams.
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5 Seconds of Summer Jokes, Randomness, and Whatnot
HumorA book filled with 5sos jokes, quotes, lyrics, thoughts, and other random stuff. [Highest Ranking: #583 in Humor] *DISCLAIMER: All rights go to the respectful owners. Some are my own and others are not mine. I have edited them a little.*
