Mom: "What do you want for your birthday?"
Me: "Band merch."
Mom: "What do you want for Christmas?"
Me: "Band merch."
Mom: "I'm going out to the store. Do you need anything?"
Me: "Yes, band merch."
Mom: "Anything else besides band merch?"
Me: "Band members."

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5 Seconds of Summer Jokes, Randomness, and Whatnot
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