*In the car driving home from school with my mom*
Me: "Hey mom, can I ask you something?"
Mom: "Yeah of course sweetie."
Me: "Why am I still single?"
Mom: "Well I think that fate is making you wait for the perfect guy."
Me: "...Like Luke Hemmings?"
Mom: "It could be so..."
Me: "So Luke Hemmings?"
Mom: "Fate may find a way..."
Me: "So basically Luke Hemmings?"
Mom: "Get out of the car."
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5 Seconds of Summer Jokes, Randomness, and Whatnot
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