Friend: "I miss my boyfriend.”
Me: “So do I.”
Friend: “He calls me princess.”
Me: “He calls me fan…”
Me: "Sometimes fans… like plural.”
Me: “So he’ll be like “I love my fans” and I’m like “I love you too boo.””
Friend: …
Me: …
Friend: “I’m out.”

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5 Seconds of Summer Jokes, Randomness, and Whatnot
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