I Miss My Boyfriend

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Friend: "I miss my boyfriend.”

Me: “So do I.”

Friend: “He calls me princess.”

Me: “He calls me fan…”

Me: "Sometimes fans… like plural.”

Me: “So he’ll be like “I love my fans” and I’m like “I love you too boo.””

Friend: …

Me: …

Friend: “I’m out.”

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