[crack, meme, romance, (smut)]
Everytime Kihyun uploads a picture on Instagram someone abuses the commentary section with very poor dad jokes.
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This is one of my first fics and my writing back then was shit-
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YoungFlexerC'mon this is from today's shooting with Minmin - This cockhead forced me to eat some flowers and said i look good like this while taking pics of me - with some mothafahking pflowers in my beautiful mautHh. Can you believe this? You wonder why this prick is still alive? Well i'm searching for my knife...
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KihyunsLostDollar I love you Ki ❤️❤️
KihyunsWallet ma boi is on fire once again 🔥🔥🔥
TiredWonnie Minhyuk i bow to you, you did great
Photomin did i frame the pics? Perhaps. Did i hang them up in our living room? PährHepsS
BigDaddy What do you call flowers who are bffs?
YoungFlexerC'mon yeah @ BigDaddy im waiting for the poor answer again...
TiredWonnie@ BigDaddy aka the curse of bad dad jokes is here to destroy your inner peace again kiki
BigDaddy @ YoungFlexerC'mon BUDS
YoungFlexerC'mon @ BigDaddy omg... this is by far the worst. pls delete your account
Honeybee sounds delicious
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🎾Racket Pen Gang🎾
Photomin STAN BIGDADDY he deserves it
YoungFlexerC'mon I SWEAR LEE MIN HYUK IF I COME HOME AND SEE THIS PICS STILL HANGING IN OUR LIVING ROOM I'LL CUT YOUR HEAD OFF AND HANG IT ON THE LIVING ROOM WALL
TiredWonnie minnie you need to see Kihyun's face rn red like a tomato i swear he's in ultra rage mode rescue me pls
Photomin wait until i framed the last piece of art then i'll come rescue ya bootyful a$$
Honeybee Calm down Kiki, I'm worried your head will explode someday.
Demonfucker Wonder how much money will come out of his head...
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The sun has set already, it's almost dark outside. You can hear a coffee machine froth some milk. People talking after a hard day of work. The loud but peaceful moment gets disturbed when all of a sudden a small man yells...
~Kihyun~
"Why are people around me like this? Who thinks creating a fucking dad jokes account and comment on EVERY FUCKING picture I post is a good idea?!? For real Hyungwon, tell me?!"
I aggressively slam my Starbucks cup on the table. Looking at Hyungwon, my mouth open and my eyebrows up, waiting for an answer.
Hyungwon gleefully sips on his iced americano, his eyes go up from his phone to kihyuns red in anger boiling face.
"Calm down Ki it's only a Instagram account, you can block him or you message him and ask him to stop."
You can tell by his expression that he's a bit amused by this account annoying Kihyun.
"Ok, let's talk to this motherfucker!" Kihyun pulls his phone out of his jeans pocket, opens Instagram and press the the message button.
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Hope you like this so far. I promise there'll be more memes and jokes.
