Creepy Compilation

What Condensed Milk Is Really Made Out Of

I love condensed milk, and many of you probably do as well. But what I found out...made me take my words back. One day, as I was watching TV, a commercial for condensed milk came on. It talked about the new dairy product company, Milky's. It was a local company which started out in our city and plans to expand if their products do well. The mascot was an anthropomorphic cow named Milky. In the commercials, a group of naughty kids always tried to steal Milky's ice cream, condensed milk, and other sweet dairy products. In fact, I planned to go to the shop to buy some milk and bread today. What a coincidence! After buying bread at a bakery that was on the first floor of my apartment building, I decided to go to Milky's to buy some milk. When I bought a few cartons, a person in the costume of the mascot said in an artificially cheerful, nasal voice: "Thank you for buying our product! Here's a free packet of condensed milk for you!" It looked exactly like a mayonnaise packet, but with an image of the mascot with the brand name "Milky's" above the mascot's image and the words "Condensed Milk" under the image. I thanked the person for the free product and walked home. I decided to try the two products I bought. I poured some milk into a glass and squeezed out the condensed milk into a teaspoon. I drank the milk, and it tasted like regular milk. The condensed one also tasted normal. Nothing was suspicious. But everything changed when I saw my lactose intolerant friend Rhea drinking the milk with no issue. I asked her how she can drink the milk with no issue. She said that she didn't know how that happened, since milk always contains lactose. But Rhea was actually happy, since she had always wanted to eat and drink dairy without any issues. Rhea was happy, but this was still incredibly suspicious. The next day, I openly asked the cashier about what the products were made out of. The cashier responded with that nasal voice that the mascot had spoken with: "Our products are 100% milky milk! No dry milk or chemicals, it's all natural!" Yeah, right. An obvious sign of guilt is denial of evidence. I wanted to know the truth. I went to a private investigator whose job is to find out dark secrets of companies. He would never accept bribery, no matter what kind. I asked him if he would investigate Milky's, but he said that he was already investigating them. The investigator's questions were:

1. Why does everyone speak like their nose is permanently clogged?
2. Why can lactose intolerant people consume the products with no issue?
3. Why does the company act so secretive?
4. How did the company appear out of literally nowhere?
5. And most importantly, where does the company get their products from, since there were no records of any farms owned by the company?

It was like...the investigator read my thoughts. These were exactly my questions! I asked the investigator if he knew any more information. He said that there were many more reports of skeletons disappearing from cemeteries ever since the company was opened and that he suspected that the company had something to do with it. But he couldn't know exactly what was going on without having access to security footage from the factory where they made and packaged their products. He knew this was wrong, but he somehow needed to either hack into the security cameras to see the footage or set up his own cameras. When he tried to find the footage...there was none! There were no cameras at the factory! As the investigator didn't want to violate the privacy of the workers at the company by setting up cameras, he decided to make a plan. Someone would disguise as a worker and find out what is going on. I told him that I will disguise as a worker and find out the truth. I put on a Milky's uniform and told the others that I was the new worker at the factory. Since I wore a uniform and an ID badge, I looked exactly like the real deal. What I saw at the factory...I'll never forget. I had a hidden recorder with me which recorded the things that were going on. One of the workers, a young woman with a psychotic grin, said with the same cartoonishly nasal voice that the others spoke with: "Welcome to Milky's, Luka Redwood! My name is Helen, and I'll show you how we make our exclusively delicious dairy!" Helen led me to a large storage unit. Inside the storage unit, there were lots of boxes. Helen told me that these were "stock boxes". She opened one of them. You won't believe what the box contained. It contained...human bones. Everything was recorded; once the footage will be released, this company will be shut down for good! Helen took the box and brought it to a grinder. She dumped the bones into the grinder and carried the empty box back to the storage unit. After the bones turned into powder, Helen turned the grinder off and placed the powder in a large glass bowl. She separated the powder into separate glass bowls and added different ingredients to every bowl. To the first one, a transparent, gooey liquid was added. "That's how we make our milk!" Helen said. I'll describe all the recipes.

Sour Cream-Powder+Goo+Beige Powder
Cream-Powder+Goo, Powder>Goo
Milk-Powder+Goo, Powder<Goo
Condensed Milk-Powder+Goo+Snot (All the workers except me took their turns blowing the contents of their nose into a a glass bowl)
Ice Cream-Powder+Snot+Coloring
Mayonnaise-Snot+Goo
Butter-Snot+Beige Powder
Dough-Powder+Beige Powder+Snot
Milkshake-Snot+Coloring

After I finished my work shift, I showed the recording to the police. The police raided the company building and arrested everyone. The founder of the company said that he predicted that cows and goats will die out soon and that the world needs to find a new way to produce milk. He was deemed unfit for trial and sent to a mental asylum. After finding out the truth, Rhea vomited, as she had drank Milky's milk some time before. What she saw in the sink was shocking. A disgusting mixture of white, green, yellow, and brown that looked nothing like milk. After the shutdown of the company, all of the company's products were destroyed and the remaining bones were reassembled into skeletons and re-buried. It is honestly shocking what companies can hide...