MINE // JENLISA

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That day I had finished work , I am a stylist so I create dresses and outfits for certain celebrities for certain situations and I'm the big boss there so everything is run by me , if I want to go home early I can go.

So I left early to buy groceries , then I didn't realise I had bumped into someone , all her things fell out of her hand.

"Oh my god I'm so sorry" I gasp as I bend down to help the woman collect her stuff but she gets down to help me

"No no don't apologise it wasn't your fault it was mine , I wasn't even looking" she chuckled 

"I wasn't looking either to be honest, I was distracted by that man" i look in that man's direction , his ass crack is literally on display every time he bends down

"You like asses I see?" she begins laughing

"Ew no , it's just so out there it's in my way , you see if my ass crack was showing I would feel the breeze coming through but this man just acts like it's part of his identity to have his ass crack on display" i say as we both stand there staring at his ass , this girl couldn't stop laughing at what I had to say , she probably thought I was literally insane.

"You wanna throw some pennies inside there , whoever wins gets to buy the jam donuts?" she recommends

Why the hell not?

"Yeah sure , I have a lot of spare change" i say as I open my purse and toss the first coin but I fail miserably , the girl makes me duck down when the man begins to look around.

"Okay now you watch" i watch her with my eyes widened as she stands up and flings it with a flick of her wrist , it lands directly in and I gasp.

"How the fuck did you just do that?" I gasp

"I'm just talented what can I say?" She winks

"Get the donuts you want" i say to her as I hold out my shopping basket

"I was just joking you don't have to buy me donuts" she chuckles

"No pick which ones you want , I'm not a sore loser , I accept defeat very well" i smile as I watch her pick the donuts , then I go to pay.

"By the way I'm Lisa" she says to me as I hand her the donuts , she's paid for her things too

"Nice to meet you Lisa" I try to be nice to the random woman I just met , I didn't bother telling her my name I won't see her again

She walks in the same direction as me

"Do I not get your name?" she asks me

"Yeah it's ummmm" think of a name god damn it , what if she asks for your number? How do I kindly stop her from pushing this conversation any further and tell her I'm married. "It's Elizabeth".

I shut my eyes tight , I'm such an obvious liar , god damn it Jennie , should of said your name was Pinocchio.

"Oh my god I didn't know I was standing near the queen of England" she chuckles "What are you an undercover criminal? Because if you are , I wouldn't be surprised , Why the fake name?" she laughs as she comes closer to me , I gasp as I take a space back in panic , my heart just jumps out of my chest , I feel S if my husband is watching me with binoculars but when she senses my nerves it only amuses her more.

"No no um the thing is I um I'm married and I just don't give out personal information like that , it was nice meeting you , and throwing the pennies in the man's ass , I mean I clearly won't forget this weird ass day , see you later Lisa" i panic and say as fast as possible

"Your beautiful by the way" she laughs at me panicking , I literally get in my car seat as fast as possible and then I drive back .

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After finishing the meal I cooked , I made lasagne for them. I realised I smelt so I got in the shower and then I dried my hair , I decided since Irene's girlfriend is coming I'll look a bit human considering when the girls come I open the door in just my bra sometimes.

I spray the house and make sure it's clean for the guest and then when I open I realise it's just Jisoo , Rosé and Nayeon.

"Hello" they all hug me tight and I smile as I shut the door

"Hey where's Irene and her gf?" I ask them

"Their on their way , I think her girlfriend was complaining that she can't go empty handed , she's gone to get some stuff" Jisoo says to me

"Oh my god it's literally fine , I went to the grocery store already today , call Irene and tell her it's fine" I say to the girls but then the doorbell rings

"They are here" Nayeon says

"Okay everyone remember , no rude comments , no picking food out of our teeth , no farting , no squeezing eachothers boobs and no talking about pussies okay , this girl will feel uncomfortable if we do" I remind them because we are literal pigs sometimes

"Yes sir" Nayeon says

I walk to the door and open it with a smile on my face and then my face drops when I realise it's the girl from the grocery shop. I hug Irene and then her girlfriend realises it's me.

"Elizabeth it's you" her eyes widen as she hugs me

"Who the fuck is Elizabeth , you guys say I'm" Rosé covers Jisoo's mouth from the stupid comment that was about to come out.

"Ignore my girlfriend she sometimes forgets that she's thinking out loud , I'm Rosé , this is my girlfriend Jisoo" Rosé introduces herself to Lisa and I couldn't believe she was playing Irene , she called me beautiful and she was being all flirty and staring at me just for her to be Irene's girlfriend. Oh hell nooooo