JENNIE POV
"Oh god Bro that was fucking amazing" Lucas laughs as him and Lisa burst through my apartment door.
"I didn't know you could shoot hoops like that" Lisa says as she walks in with him
Lucas throws her a cold bottle of water which she catches.
"Can you guys shut up we're trying some spiritual shit right here" Jisoo yells, we're all sat on the carpet doing Yoga
"What the fuck for?" Lucas asks
We're trying ways for me to get a baby since they're just as stressed out as I am since Jisoo and Rose want a baby too but Lisa and Lucas they don't need to know that.
"SHHHHH" Rosé aggressively says as her eyes are closed and she puts her fingers near her lips
"From the top girls" Rosé says as we all three take deep deep breaths.
"Excuse my wife and her weird friends , let me go to my room and get my high school DVD's I'll show you me playing" I hear lucas run and then I feel a light peck on my cheek , I gasp , I hope that was Lucas , I mean Lisa wouldn't be that bold.
"Jennie keep your focus you stupid bitch" Rosé says as her eyes are closed
"Yes sorry sorry" I shake my head and regain my focus until there's another peck on my cheek , "MOTHERFUCKER" I turn to punch ofcourse it was Lisa but she ducks my punch as she begins laughing
"Okay don't focus that hard Jennie" Jisoo says
"You look hot in your yoga outfit" Lisa smirks
"My husband just went NOT even a minute ago and you kissed me , how inappropriate don't you have any shame? I'm married" I whisper yell at her
"It wasn't me that did it , it was the spirits they possessed me , I would never be that inappropriate" she holds her hands up in mercy
"Are you feeling that Lisa?" Jisoo asks
"Feeling what?" We turn to Jisoo scrunching her eyes hard and tight
"I'm trying to get you to have shooting pain up your ass" Jisoo says in her yoga position.
"Here we go" Lucas comes down with a DVD in his hand and Lisa and him move to the living room as they turn the TV on. "Come on buddy" he says to Lisa as he goes into the living room.
"Coming , let me just throw this water bottle in the bin" she yells back as she throws the bottle in the bin and then when it's silent I assume she's gone.
"Fucking weirdo" I say
"Did she kiss you? I would beat her ass if I were you" Rosé says to me
"If I were you? no we're all gonna beat her ass before she leaves" Jisoo says
"I agree , let's attack her" I respond , my eyes shut tight in my yoga position.
"I say we beat her with a stick" a voice that isn't Jisoo's or Rosé's voice says.
All our eyes open at the same time when we realise Lisa's sat with us in a yoga position and her eyes are closed.
"Okay okay beating her will be our last option" Jisoo says
"Guys why are you creeping my friend out?" Lucas asks as he came to check on Lisa
"Close the door we need to do something" Rosé shouts at Lucas who realises we've just taken Lisa.
"Come in when their done being weird" Lucas says to Lisa.
Jisoo looks at Lisa face to face closely "Okay look into my eyes Lisa" Jisoo says
Rosé and I look at eachother and raise our brows , what the hell is Jisoo doing?
"I'm looking" she opens her eyes wide to mock Jisoo , even though she's adorable i cross my arms and keep a straight face. "Actually lay down"
Lisa follows her instructions and it baffles me that she actually does listen , she just wants us to know she doesn't give a shit about my marriage.
"Now all these thoughts of Jennie in your mind , let them be RELEASED WOOOOOOSH" Jisoo yells
"Woooooooshhhhh" Lisa takes a deep breath and I literally face palm.
"How do you feel" Jisoo asks
Lisa stands up and walks around "She's still sexy , I don't think it's gonna work" one thing about Lisa is that she can handle my weird friends and even joins in , that's a good thing about her.
"Well I guess we gotta beat it out of you" Rosé stands
"Okay if there's one thing I gotta say before you guys beat me , it's that Jennie" I turn to her and she makes a dramatic face "Jennie Jennie Jennie" she whimpers
I stand up with my arms crossed
"What?" I say to her
"That neon lime thong that your wearing really brings out the colour in your eyes , I can't stop looking at it"
We all three gasp and before I could jump on her she bolts out the room.
"Okay ignore her Jennie , she's crazy" Jisoo says
"No how could she see my neon thong , I oh my god my pants are see through" I gasp as I turn to the mirror and frown
"Have you ever considered getting a tatt on your ass?" Rosé asks
"Why?" I turn to her confused
"No you got a good ass that's it" she slaps my ass and I shake my head as we go to the sauna in my bathroom.
We open a bottle of press our glasses together
"No alcohol , this is apple juice , so that WE can have babies" I say as I place my glass down.
"You know Jennie you really are gonna be the best mom when the time is right I promise you" Jisoo says
"So will you two , you know what maybe it's because we're mean that's why god isn't letting us have babies" I gasp
"That could be true"
"Yes let's make a pact , in 3,2,1 let's be nicer to everyone" Rosé recommends
"No but we're like the mean girls , you know from the movie" I gasp
"Jisoo is Karen for sure" Rosé says which makes us three burst out laughing.
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MINE // JENLISA
FanfictionLISA G!P Jennie believes bad luck is always on her side until she realised her bad luck was actually a blessing in disguise.
