Ethan: "Dillion and I are having a child. It's gonna be named Dillion Jr. no matter what the gender is."
Dillion: "I am a father of two, okay?"
Me: "Who's the other kid?"
Dillion: "Ayden is the other kid."
Me: "How many people have you made pregnant, exactly?"
Dillion: "If you count the children in Africa, there's at least 300."
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chaotic energy! | overheard quotes 3
Random❝of course we're on crack, it's the teenage condition.❞ the third collection of the very iconic, completely random, and extremely context-free phrases i overhear the humans around me speak. started: 3/6/20 completed: -- book 1: what an icon! (https:...
