Abby: *falls on the floor*
Mr. Mendel: "I hope this is not another school shooting."
Everyone: *absolutely dying of laughter*
Da'Von: "I'm going to hell for laughing!"
Me: "We're all going to hell, it's okay."
Dillion: "What has this man seen?"
Da'Von: "Sandy Hook?"
Dillion: "This is my favorite teacher now."
Me: "This man just beat comedy. He is the peak of comedy."
Da'Von: "Comedy had no chance against this man."
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chaotic energy! | overheard quotes 3
Random❝of course we're on crack, it's the teenage condition.❞ the third collection of the very iconic, completely random, and extremely context-free phrases i overhear the humans around me speak. started: 3/6/20 completed: -- book 1: what an icon! (https:...
