Me: "The doctor says I'm 5'1 and a half, but I'm 5'2. Am I still taller than you?"
Lowen: "I think so."
Zeke: "You're taller than me."
Me: "How tall are you?"
Zeke: "4'9."
Me: "So we're all goblins here."
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Casuale❝of course we're on crack, it's the teenage condition.❞ the third collection of the very iconic, completely random, and extremely context-free phrases i overhear the humans around me speak. started: 3/6/20 completed: -- book 1: what an icon! (https:...
