Lowen: "You play an advanced toilet plunger!"
Me: "It's a self-destructive toilet plunger. You use it to plunge a toilet and it immediately kills itself."
Lowen: "You can plunge a toilet, but only once."
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chaotic energy! | overheard quotes 3
Random❝of course we're on crack, it's the teenage condition.❞ the third collection of the very iconic, completely random, and extremely context-free phrases i overhear the humans around me speak. started: 3/6/20 completed: -- book 1: what an icon! (https:...
