Dillion: "If you go to the Gulf Coast, you're gay."
Ethan: "There's a petting zoo in Alabama where you can pet a lion."
Dillion: "Take me!"
Ethan: "I can't, I'm gay."
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Random❝of course we're on crack, it's the teenage condition.❞ the third collection of the very iconic, completely random, and extremely context-free phrases i overhear the humans around me speak. started: 3/6/20 completed: -- book 1: what an icon! (https:...
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Dillion: "If you go to the Gulf Coast, you're gay."
Ethan: "There's a petting zoo in Alabama where you can pet a lion."
Dillion: "Take me!"
Ethan: "I can't, I'm gay."