The Tomboy (Damian Wayne/Robin x Reader)

A Normal Conversation on the Coms

((Stole this idea, but I didn't steal all of it. Yeah it will be short, but hey it is to hopefully make you all laugh. These are just small snippets of what you and the others have experienced. It doesn't lead one into another really. But the last one is important.))

"So our options are pizza, fried chicken, Chinese, Mexican, or um...." Tim was searching through his phone in his stakeout spot. "Sushi." He spoke into the coms.

Roy gagged over the coms. "No sushi. Fuck that shit."

You snickered.

Damian rolled his eyes. "Tt."

"What about all of them?" Dick asked. "Like we all text Tim what we want and he can place the orders."

"Sounds good." You said.

"Yeah I can deal with that." Jason said.

The others agreed.

"Don't screw up my order Drake." Damian said.

"How about you B?" Tim asked.

No response.

Dick decided to do a bold move. He did Bruce's voice. "Chinese for me with extra soy sauce, because I'm Batman."

Everyone started laughing.

"Don't laugh. This is a serious matter, when Batman orders then it is final. I'm Batman so don't laugh at me." Dick continued.

You all laughed again.

"That's enough Nightwing." Bruce said over the coms.

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Dick was humming the song Tip Toe by Jason Derulo, he had played it so much lately that everyone knew it by now. Now he began to sing it.

"Bug fat thing over flowin'". Dick sang. "Skin tight dress couldn't hold it." He just kept going. Then he got to the pre-chorus, "Bring that body my way. Can't take it off my brain. Look like you do ballet. Hold tight when you tip toe."

Somehow... someway, everyone sang the chorus part. Dick, Roy, Jason, Tim, Damian, and you sang. Except Bruce... Bruce rarely ever does anything fun.

"Oooooooooh" you all sung the chorus.

"Shake something when you tip toe."

"Ooooooooooh."

"No brakes when you push that back. Left, right, do it just like that. Hold tight when you tip toe."

"Ooooooooh".

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"Arsenal, Red Hood, stop throwing pebbles at the pidgeons." Dick said.

Roy and Jason snickered.

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"I call the guy on the left." Tim called. He was on the same roof as you.

"Nope!" You threw a smoke bomb in front of Tim and tripped him. "That guy is mine." You ran after the guy on the left.

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"Wait so he just face planted into the brick wall?" Dick asked.

"Yeah." Damian laughed. "Father... Father what happened?"

"I am not acknowledging it at the moment. It was a slip up." Bruce said.

Everyone snickered and giggled.

"Shut up." Bruce growled.

Everyone had to cover their mouths as they laughed.

*************

"Robin, seriously?" You asked on the com. "Did you really steal the Girl Scout cookies I packed?"

There was a pause. "Yeah." Damian said.

"You ass." You mumbled.

"Hey you put it in our lunch bag." Damian said.

"With my name on them."

"Your last name will be changed to Wayne soon enough, so calm down."

Everyone on the coms said, "Awwww"

You blushed and after a pause you sighed. "You still owe me another box."

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"(S/H/N), are the others near you?" Bruce asked.

Damian was sitting beside you and focusing on the streets.

You looked over to your right side. Dick, Roy, Jason, and Tim were dancing not too far from you to a song. Yeah that wasn't a first.

"Yeah... they are near me." You told Bruce.

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"You kicked me in the fucking balls!" Jason groaned at Tim. He was cupping himself.

"I wouldn't have if you would have moved out the way." Tim said. "I told you to watch out."

There was a loud punch noise.

"Hey Red Robin just recieved a hit to the eye from some goon." Jason said.

Tim groaned in pain.

"Yeah I think he needs some ice when we return." Jason said.

"Fuck you Red Hood." Tim told Jason.

***************

"Where did all of you go?" Bruce asked over the com.

"First one to take down the armored truck gets dibs on what we eat tonight!" Dick yelled.

Everyone was on or in their vehicles and started racing after the armored truck. No one was going to pass up this chance. Soon everyone was using their weapons to try to take out the truck.

A loud roar of an engine was heard and it zoomed past everyone. It was the Batmobile. Soon a canon shot the armored truck over, making it tumble into a halt.

"We are having Olive Garden." Bruce said as he exited the Batmobile.

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"Which one of you changed my ringtone to, I Just Had Sex by The Lonely Island?" Bruce asked.

No answer.

"Who did it?" Bruce asked.

No one answered.

"Well... it is kind of catchy." Bruce said.

*************

"Damian is your com working? Because I feel like mine is jammed." You asked.

Damian walked over. "Let me see. Hand it over."

You took it out and handed it to him.

"Hold this for me, while I look at your com." He placed a small black box in your hand.

You stared at it for a while, then your heart started to beat faster. "Damian is this....?" You whispered.

Damian smirked.

You opened it and it was an engagement ring. Two whole years and he was now asking you.

"Marry me?" Damian asked. He put your com to the side. He got on one knee.

You nodded and smiled. "Yes."

Damian beamed, he removed your glove, and slid the ring onto your finger. Then he stood back up.

The others came out of hiding on the roof and applauded.

Damian pulled you close and kissed you, which you welcomed. Yeah your com wasn't broken, everyone was just being silent just for this moment.