IOTA ⋆「multi-fandom oneshots #2」

12. what you wanted ; tododekubaku

(Pls be warned, this is just a bit nsfw and it's basically a crackfic at this point lmao)

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Bakugo watches from the shadows, careful to not allow himself to be seen as his current prey closes the front door behind himself to take out the trash. The boy is smaller and shorter than him, so he's an easy target- Bakugo is just hoping he won't struggle too much when he tears into his throat.

"He's cute," Todoroki comments from where he crouches in the bush by Bakugo's feet, "Don't you think? I bet he's going to taste wonderful, too."

"You can fuck off if you think I'm sharing him with you," Bakugo snaps quietly as he goes back to observing the boy. "And quit talking like that. You're starting to sound like Himiko."

He swears he can almost hear Todoroki rolling his eyes at him. "You know I'm right. Look at him and his adorable little freckles."

"Shut the fuck up, will you?" Bakugo whispers, but he knows it's true - Todoroki is right and the boy is cute. In fact, so cute that Bakugo is tempted to not drink his blood and instead ask him on a date.

They'd been watching the human boy for two weeks now and have found that he doesn't live alone exactly, but his parents are never home, so he might as well. He's smaller than both of them and seems to trust strangers easily, so he's absolutely perfect. His name is Izuku Midoriya.

The boy - Midoriya - reenters the house and Bakugo finally takes a step forward. "We should go now, Shouto," he murmurs, picking up a decently large stone from the ground before he turns to his… friend, or whatever. "You remember the plan, don't you?"

Todoroki nods. "I do," he replies with a frown, "But you're going to have to share him with me if you want me to go through with it." At that, Bakugo growls and Todoroki huffs, crossing his arms. "Katsuki, come on now. You're literally wanting to hit me in the head with a fucking stone and use me to get inside his house because you know from what we've seen that he can't resist helping someone in trouble. I should get to have some of his blood in return for helping you."

"But he's mine," Bakugo states, giving Todoroki the worst glare he can come up with, but it doesn't faze the other vampire. "I saw him first and called dibs, so therefore he's mine!"

"You can share, Katsuki!" Todoroki argues. "After all, you're the one wanting me to help you. I should get what I want in return, and that is to taste Izuku's blood."

Bakugo thinks it over. "We'll flip a coin then. If it's heads, I don't share him, but tails, I do."

"Fine," Todoroki mumbles, reaching into his pocket for a coin to make sure the blond isn't cheating. He tosses it into the air, it flips, and he catches it in his hand, slapping it onto his arm. It's tails.

"You fucking cheated," Bakugo accuses, thrusting his finger into Todoroki's chest. Todoroki insists that he didn't, but Bakugo won't believe him. "Then we're going with rock paper scissors. I win, he's mine. You win, I'll share."

"That's what you said about the coin flip," Todoroki sighs, but holds his hands out anyway. They go once, twice and three times, Todoroki winning every time. "There, are you satisfied?"

"You used your mind reading ability to know what I was going to choose!" Bakugo insists, which may or may not be the truth as Todoroki scoffs and rolls his eyes. "I think we should go with tic-tac-toe-"

"Just agree to share!" Todoroki interrupts with a sigh, pinching the bridge of his nose. "He's probably gonna go to bed soon if you don't, and then neither of us will be eating tonight!"