LOVE ISLAND🌴

F i s h y a n d s t a n k y 🐠🤢🌊

Anne:GOOD MORNING UGLIES

You all were sitting on the couch sleepy and annoyed

sebastian:why the hell did you wake us up at 3:00 am

Anne:well we were gonna tell you pretty boy

celia:we're waiting

Megan:today is wait no no guess

Kairi:friday.

Anne:no well yes but today is beach day so it's day one of love island and it wouldn't be a island without a beach so we're going to the beach

Megan:make sure to eat pineapple and wash your booty hole real good cuse someone yall be real fishy and stanky

anne:*cough* *cough* sissy

Sissy gives a potuy face and everyone near her moved away

Sissy;HEY

Megan:so make sure to look good and then we can all get to know each other well more like you guys cuse we couldn't care less about half of you here

Hannah:geez thanks

Anne:GO GET READY

you all wear your swimsuits and go to the beach and have fun playing around

You saw celia and kairi flirting

Don:thats not gonna last

you:i can jus-

someone screamed

everyone ran and saw hannah kim her whole face was red and dots were all over her

Megan and anne ran out

hannah:i-i'm having an allergic reaction

hannah:what was in that drink

anne and megan look at each other

Anne:uhm..well it's a shrimp cocktail

Jojo:you allergic to cock cuse last night-

Megan:JOJO

Anne:well suck it up hannah you will be fine

megan:ANNE I'M NOT TRYING TO GET SUED

Anne:fine ill call the hospital but i'm not paying her bill

they came and took hannah away

Megan:well the show must go on

Vally:is she gonna be okay

anne:i don't know i'm not the hospital

Sebastian:well you know how to treat me right ;)

megan:shes 50 years old

Anne:NO I'M NOT

megan:sureee

anne rolls her eyes

Anne:anyway we won't have to vote anyone out tonight since hannah is gone

megan:so you can all chill do whatever bye

everyone runs around and you were sitting at the beach looking at the sea shells

Ale comes and sit's next to you

Ale:why hello ava young

you giggle

you:hi ale

Alejandro:your not gonna swim

you:nah it's bad for my hair you know

Alejandro:really?

you:y-

alejandro picks you up and takes you in the ocean

You:ALEJANDRO

you both laughed the whole time while he chased you in the water

but guess who wasn't happy..Madison..