Kairi:i came here to find someone since celia obvi wasn't the one she was way to over dramatic and she cheated on me so.
Ellie:i came here to..find a guy and get married and have k
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Derek:i came to find a girl because i just want someone to call mine you feel me
Danielle:i want a guy that won't use me for free trips to places
Hannah kim: last time i came i had a sea food allergic reaction so i just wanted to you know find love for real this time
Hazel:i want a mansss
Carlos:i just wanna fuck das it
Jordan:i'm a mixed boy with curly hair and bluish eyes who doesn't want me
Devyn:i don't want any tiktok boys i want a man
Loren:uhm my other boyfriends used to use my for my looks and play me so i want a man
Malu:I'm here to bellydance
Jabez:i want a girl cuse all these other girls ugly asf
Kio:i want to be on a reality tv show
Troy:my nudes got leaked and i wanna cover it up by being on a tv show
Cameron:i need someone..
Jake:i just want a girlfriend
Alejandro:uhm i got tired of madison's ugly ass
You:I came here for clout and love mainly clout i mean love mwah
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LOVE ISLAND🌴
UmorismoA reality tv show comedy.all your looking for is love but..can you find it?
