LOVE ISLAND🌴

the thing's to come

Anne:last time on love island 

Megan: the girl's were learning how to get along 

Anne:and you could say they did-

Megan:bad anyway today is the first challenge  

Anne:it's gonna be called WIPE OUT  

Megan:we won't go into detail yet but let's see what the pig's i mean house guest's are doing

Danielle goes into loren's room 

Danielle:loren i think we should make a pact you know 

Loren:what are we dog's?

Danielle:i mean like an alliance

Loren:hmm

Danielle:i want that hazel out 

Loren:no i want camilia out 

Dani:OMG SAME SHE'S TAKING EVERYONE 

Loren:right?

Dani:so deal?

Loren:sure 

they shake hands 

-in the Confession room-

Loren:that girl is crazy i'm just gonna stick with her to get camilia out then after that i'll go for her 

Dani:so glad me and loren are friends 

Loren:she's like broke...

Dani:it's nice to know there's someone on your side in this house and you know has your back 

Loren:her hair is dirty asf

Dani:but to be honest loren is ugly asf

Loren:SHE REALLY THINKS WE'RE FRIENDS? AHAHA 

Dani:what's that smell 

Loren:to be honest she stinks 

Dani puts her hand in your ear and earwax come's out she then applies it to her lips

Loren:i'm 

Dani:gonna

Loren:take that hill billy 

Dani:down

Loren:down