[theme song playing]
[beating drums]
Babs: [inhales] Psst. Psst. Psst. Psst. Pssssst.
Diana: Why are you here, Barbara Gordon?
Babs: We're here to seek you out. See?
Zatanna, Jessica, Karen, and Kara: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Babs: Ooh, that wasn't supposed to happen. Ow, ow, ow, ow!
Queen Hippolyta: How dare you board my vessel without permission?! Throw them to the ocean beast Cetus!
Babs: [yowl]
Zatanna, Jessica, Karen, and Kara: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Kara: Oh, wait. [grunt]
Babs: Wow! [grunt]
Jessica: Diana, we won't let you go without a fight!
Zatanna: We're sorry we gave up, Diana!
Babs: [yelp]
Karen: You gotta come back and be our leader again!
Babs: It's true. Look how bad we are at this! [screaming]
Kara: You once said I could be the greatest hero the world of Man ever knew. [muffled] But it wasn't me, it's you!
[screams, grunts]
Diana: Amazons, your Princess commands you to stop!
Queen Hippolyta: And your Queen commands you to continue!
[grunting and groaning]
Diana: Stop!
Queen Hippolyta: Continue!
Diana: Stop!
Queen Hippolyta: Continue!
Diana: STOP!
Queen Hippolyta: CONTINUE!
Diana: STOP!
Amazon: ...well? Which one is it?
Queen Hippolyta: You are only 317 years old, Diana. A girl, who is too young and too naive to make her own decisions!
Diana: No! It was I, Mother, I who survived the 21 tests of the tournament of Athena and Aphrodite. While I may be young, I have proven I am my own woman and I decide who I want to be. It is Amazon law.
Amazons: It is law!
Queen Hippolyta: [sigh]
Diana: Eeeeee!
Jessica, Karen, Kara, Zatanna, Babs: [weakly] Yay.
Babs: Congrats, Diana. Disobeying your mom is normal teenager lesson number 218. You're officially a teenager, and we're officially a team again!
[all cheer]
Babs: And there's only one place to celebrate!
Diana: wait, where's Peter?
Babs: [sigh] He's not coming.
Diana: Why not?
Babs: I tried to call him, but his took off the battery on his phone, and we found out that he was in the wrestling match against bone saw megeve, and we guess that he enjoys in. So we decided that were going to rescue you, without him [sigh]
Diana: Oh, I see.
Karen: Uh, guys?
Babs: Oh, no, first they tore down Sweet Justice, now they're gonna demolish the pier!
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Dc Superhero Girls And Spider Man (ON HOLD FOR NOW)
AdventureThe series follows the adventures of teenage versions of Wonder Woman, Supergirl, Bumblebee, Batgirl, Zatanna and Jessica Cruz and Spider Man, who are students of Metropolis High School.