Dc Superhero Girls And Spider Man (ON HOLD FOR NOW)

Shock It to Me

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Lois Lane: [gasps] Leslie Willis. I see you let yourself in. Again. What brings you by?

Leslie Willis: Just saving your newspaper, Lois. I've got an idea that'll make it at least somewhat readable.

Lois: Make it fast. I got deadlines.

Leslie: Picture this. A gossip column written by yours truly.

Lois: Not a chance.

Leslie: What? Why not? Worried I'll upstage the puff pieces you write? Saving cats. Seriously?

Lois: Look, Willis. You got spunk, gumption, bravado, all qualities of a great reporter, but gossip columns are too mean, and not to put too fine a point at it, so are you. Anything else?

Leslie: [groans]

Lois: [slurping]

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Lois: [yelps]

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Leslie: [laughs wickedly] Too mean, eh, Lois Lame? Well, the public loves mean, and I'm gonna give 'em all they can handle.

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Leslie: [snickering]

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