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chapter 1

"Stand!" Nagisa stammered.

A stoic expression was pasted on all our faces. We had one job: to assassinate our teacher. However, our teacher wasn't merely any other teacher.

"Nyuhuhuhu," our teacher snickered.

  For our teacher, who was a yellow octopus-looking creature, he could travel at Mach 20. He wanted to teach us, but I have no idea why he would want to teach this class, out of all the classes. Especially since we were class 3-E, the end class. Our class was where all the delinquents and disappointments were sent to.

"Attention!" Nagisa shouted uneasiness filled his voice.

  Suddenly, in a flash, we all whipped out our pistols that we were armed with. All of us aimed it at the target with precision.

"Bow!" Nagisa commanded.

  We all pulled the triggers rapidly, refilling our ammo when we ran out. Of course, it was no match for the Mach 20 tentacled creature, who simply moved left to right rapidly, dodging all the pink BBs sent his way.

"I will now be calling your names, " he said, over the shooting.

  He hastily checked our names off the list, while we slowly ran out of ammunition. All while laughing mischievously at our attempt to assassinate him. I pulled the trigger again, only for a click sound to come out.

"I'm out!" I shouted

  Slowly but surely, everyone ran out of ammunition. Some of us groaned while others rolled their eyes.

"Great! Everyone is here." our sensei cheered.

"He's too fast."

"The whole class opened fire but he doesn't even have a scratch."

Our sensei continued with his mocking us until someone spoke up.

"Did you really dodge all those bullets?" Maehara pointed his finger at our sensei, accusing him.

"I mean, these are just BB pellets." Isogai inspected under the light, "Even if you were hit, you could've just brushed it off, right?"

We all murmured amongst ourselves in agreement. Our sensei sighed in disappointment.

"Pass me a loaded gun," our sensei said as if he was going to prove something.

"Didn't I mention to you? These bullets are harmless to you." he paused with the gun in his hand.

  He aimed the gun at his tentacle and pulled the trigger. The harmless pink pellet shot out, but the second it grazed his tentacle, the whole tentacle was shot off. We all gasped at the sight. The harmless BB sliced through his tentacle, like tofu.

"They are specially developed by the government to destroy me."

We all gazed at the sight in amazement. Especially me. He further explained how BBs worked. This would prove to be a great help in some of my traps.

"I hope you can kill me before you graduate, " our sensei said with a smirk on his face. Green stripes appeared across his face, as though he was overconfident that we wouldn't be able to assassinate him.

•

  A week had passed by. Our classroom has tried anything we could think of. From hurling baseballs to suicide attempts, yet we had not managed to even come close to damaging him.

"Ugh... How are we going to even remotely damage him?" I groaned.

"I don't know. I've already tried 2 times, both he already saw coming, " Nakamura grumbled in response.

"Maybe Akabane could, " I rubbed my chin thoughtfully.

  Akabane was cunning and smart. Furthermore, he was a violent sadist, making him perfect for the assassination.

"Are you sure you're not just saying that because you're interested in him?" Nakamura said in a singsong voice, with an all-knowing smirk on her face.

  My face immediately heated up. I started defending myself, saying I didn't think of him that way, but my actions didn't match my word. Nakamura's eyes widened.

"Do you actually like him? You're being really suspicious, " she said, leaning sideways to scan my body language.

"Okay, but seriously, I don't like him. He's just someone I compete with for grades." I laughed.

  Akabane's and my relationship was known by all the school students. We competed with one another for good grades, purely because we were rivals in our academics. We were at the top for all our exams, constantly boasting about who got a higher place in the whole school.

"Mhm, okay, " Nakamura whispered, snickering.

  I childishly stomped my foot and whined at her antiques. I didn't like to be associated with Akabame. He constantly made my life harder with his daily pranks and teasing.

"Jeez, sorry, " Nakamura put her hands up in the air, her smirk still prominent.

"Honestly, I don't really want or need the money. Money only beings about power, power brings out greed. But, I will take part in the assassination tomorrow." I said, after a long period of silence.

  Nakamura launched herself at me, ruffling my hair about how proud she was of me finally taking part. I let out a soft sigh at her actions. Perhaps I would start planning tonight. Besides, I could finally play a prank, but with a little danger involved.

•

  I walked into class with a confident expression plastered across my face. I had hidden traps everywhere, and even would a way to replicate the anti-sensei BBs that the government created when I was at home.

  Kayano decided to name the creature, Koro-sensei, which would only get people attached to him. I knew one of his weak spots was sweets after noticing his tendency to drool every time I started eating a sweet, so I left a small cake on the table laced with an anti-sensei powder, which I had made after crushing the BBs at home into pink dust.

"Nyah! Who left this here?" Koro-sensei asked when he walked into class. He started drooling as he asked the class.

"I did!" I confessed with the most innocent voice I could muster up. I went to the front of the class to see how it would turn out.

  Koro-sensei thanked me and was about to dig in. I watched with anticipation. Koro-sensei didn't know my personality so I was safe. As he lifted the cherry off and was about to put it in his mouth, his tentacle holding the cherry suddenly melted off.

"Eh?" Koro-sensei asked, in shock. He jumped back and waited for his tentacle to regrow.

  I whipped out my anti-sensei knife and stabbed it forward. He dodged but was slightly slower due to the fact that he was regenerating. I kept that in mind for my next assassination attempt. Koro-sensei started backing away from me.

"What's the matter? Sensei? Are you scared of me? A harmless school girl?" I said, with the most sinister grin.

  I was the first person to deal damage to him. I backed him up until the board and tried to stab him one more time. Then, I noticed that he was staring at something in my chest area.

  So, his weakness was boobs, huh? What a pervert. I didn't stop with my advancements and the stabbing.

  Beat that, Karma Akabane.