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I have been up since 3 am watching vines cause I have been feeling lonely. I got a good laugh so I'm really happy now :)) felt like doing this today, so yeah- here ya go, hope you enjoy!
LLLLEETTT'S GET RIGHT INTO THE GAYYYNESSSSSS!!~
Nikki_shyvee: Hey, how much money do you have?
WeridArtistAlien: Uh.. 69 cents
Nikki_shyvee: Oh- you know what that means! 😎
WeridArtistAlien: *sniffle* I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets-
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Ivan_rocks_: Hey! I think you're really cool! 😎👍 I like you a lot! ...Maybe we can hang out or something?
*looks around awkwardly*
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Lee_The_NekoDragon99: If I see a girl with blue eyes, I might say.. Wow! Y-you're eyes look a lot like blueberries.
*smiles nervously*
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Me: *Recording*
clouddi_stxrs: *sliding down stairs* We're all going to HELL... bye~ *waves*
Me: Hehehe
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Skylerqwq: *sees bee*
Also Skylerqwq: Ya like jazz-
*bee gets squashed*
Skylerqwq: AAAA- NOOO
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Pride flag children: *trying to put corn dogs in the shopping cart*
PastaAholic: *sigh* Go put those corn dogs back!
Pride flag children: YoU cAn'T MaKe Me dO anYtHiNg!- *sliding back on the floor*
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OcxlusReparo: *screams in jar*
Also OcxlusReparo: Everything is fine-
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keikihoku: How British people shower
5 seconds later...
Keikihoku: THE SAME AS YOU, YOU IDIOT- you just grab the tea bags and-
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clouddi_stxrs: *sees person with speaker and sign that says 'the Bible savor'*
Also clouddi_stxrs: Hey, can I say something?
Homophobe/ religious person: Yes! You can only say about Jesus Christ, don't say about the homo's
*grabs mic*
clouddi_stxrs: Worship Satan-
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XtraOkDude123: Nuh uh-
*whips out nun-chucks*
XtraOkDude123: Hold up- You messin with my truck? You messin with my truck dipshît!
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AChillIdiot:
*yeets cheese at someone's window*
*slaps a piece of cheese on someone's car*
*buys one single piece of cheese at kroger*
*throws cheese at a lady's face*
*yeets cheese around the gay church*
Me: NOOOO-
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RetardedCattt: Look at that fûcking corn field! That's a nice corn field!
*walks into corn field*
RetardedCattt: This is a NICE Corn field! Wow!
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*i n h a l e*
Cottonkandy11: Oh mah gawwd- I love Chipotle! Chipotle is my life~
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teasinner: *Being chased by vacuum* AAAAAAA-
*face-plants onto the floor*
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Cussing_sim: Qwuinny, ask me what kind of tree I have
Me: No
Cussing_sim: Ask me what kind of tree I have
Me: No
Cussing_sim: Just- Qwuinny, Ask me what kind of tree I have
Me: No-
Cussing_sim: it's a Chris Pine
Me: *sigh*
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Pepsi-the-communist: Ladies and gentleman, welcome to~ T-T-T-T-TARGETT!!!
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Pixelfoxtfp: Hey, what are you listening to?
ravenwing457: It's really indie and you've probably never heard of it 👉👈
Pixelfoxtfp: Can you play it?
ravenwing457: fine...
*unplugs earbuds and icarly theme song starts playing*
ravenwing457: *sigh*
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PilotKatyusha: I got some sweet iPod accessories in the back of my trunk, you wanna see them?
*throws new member of gay church in the trunk*
New member of gay church: NOOO-
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Belinda_The_Artist:
(I know this isn't a vine but idc)
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Lunastxrs: *silently walking around the city in a rat costume*
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Markimoo_class_1: I have a banana peel on the ground and I'm gonna see if it's as slippery as it is in the cartoons...
*proceeds to slip and fall*
Markimoo_class_1: AAAGHH-
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*walking around an elementary school during 'graduation march'*
Broes_before_hoes: Drop out! Drop out while you can! It's not worth it, drop out! PLEASE DROP OUT-
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Quizzical_Quibbler: COCAINE RUIN YOUR BRAIN! AYE! PLEASE DONT DO COCAINE, AYE! COCAINE RUIN YOUR BRAIN, WHUT?!
S_W_A_T: *jamming out to the song of the century*
Quizzical_Quibbler: PLEASE DONT DO COCAINE-
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This took a long time to finish, I hope you liked this gaybies! I had a really hard time with this cause I tried to fit everyone in the gay church in this one chapter and I tried to find vines that fit everyone, but if you didn't know there are a lot of people in the gay church and A LOT of vines to choose from. Anyway! Hope you had a laugh and enjoyed! <33
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