𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐠𝐚𝐞 ˖⋆࿐໋

9th day at Gay Church

            Hey, gays. I know I was supposed to post this a long time ago, but my mental health kinda plummeted for a while. Don't worry, I am OK now. Go back and re-read the 8th day at Gay Church if you don't remember. I hope you guys have a good laugh while reading this :] 💜

LLLLEEETT'S GET RIGHT INTO THE GAYNESSSSSS!!!~

AChillIdiot: Sooo...

S_W_A_T: *awkward laughter*

GenderKwer_Firebird: We should go apologize to our neighbors

Ivan_Caffey: I second that. I'll stay here and watch over the others while you guys go.

Mintchip_lavander: But...

GenderKwer_Firebird: No-

AChillIdiot: They low-key, high-key started it

Me: Can we PLEASE just destroy the wall outside, I am so done with this

WeridArtistAlien: OR-

GenderKwer_Firebird: NO. WE ARE APOLOGIZING.

(Sponge-bob voice) 5 seconds later...

*Outside neighbors house*

Me: Huh... "S.T.D foundation"...

AChillIdiot: Wha- PFft

S_W_A_T: Sussy baka motherfuckers-

Mintchip_lavender: I don't think we should be here anymore haha *sweat*

GenderKwer_Firebird: We still have to apologize... even if they are strange.

AChillIdiot, whispering: I still can't get over the name wtf-

Me: Let's just bust in there, apologize quickly, and-

S_W_A_T, banging on the door: ITS THE SWAT! OPEN UP BITCHES!

WeirdArtistAlien: Why are you so vulgar today?

S_W_A_T: PROFANITY = FUNNY

WeirdArtistAlien: H-How did you just say a symbol??

            Right in that moment of confusion, the door swings open. Immediately, everyone recognizes Tokyo by Leat'eq being blasted from the inside.

SonicandKirbyFan: Uhh- hi? I wasn't expecting visitors today, you got a homophobe to report?

Me: Wot?

SonicandKirbyFan: Yeah! That's what we do, seek homophobes, track em down, and then detain them :D

Me: Then why did you name this place "S.T.D foundation"?

SonicandKirbyFan: ...That's just how it is. ANYWAYS! Welcome inside! I'm a big weeb, so don't mind all of the anime scattered around!

S_W_A_T: I LIKE THIS PLACE

AChillIdiot: Why are you screaming so much?

S_W_A_T: CAPS LOCK

AChillIdiot: I- how?

S_W_A_T: ONCE I AM IN SWAT MODE I CANT GET OUT. I AM CURSED.

Me: Let's just go inside, I'm so done with this

XtraOkDude123: Let's go! :D

GenderKwer_Firebird, quietly: We were just supposed to apologize-

           All of the gay church members walk inside. At first glance everything is normal, bland. As they continue walking, things get stranger. Anime memes, figurines, posters, and Japanese calligraphy are all along the walls. (Narrater: I am still not getting paid for this.)

WeirdArtistAlien: Well- that's a lot.

Mintchip_lavander: I am blinded by the amount of anime, holy-

S_W_A_T: *TACKLES ANIME CARDBOARD CUTOUT*

SonicandKirbyFan: WHY???

GenderKwer_Firebird: Sorry about that, we can't go anywhere without breaking something. Oh, and sorry about the whole... music war?

SonicandKirbyFan: Eh, it's fine, plus we kinda started it.

Rose_Milks: *walks in* SUP BITCHES, BROS, AND NON-BINARY HOES 😎✨

SonicandKirbyFan: I thought you weren't here today? W- where did you even come from-

Rose_Milks: I am everywhere and nowhere, I might not even be here, I might be a hallucination-

Me: OK, Stop, before I start to question my existence. Anyways, you both seem supportive, andyouseemverychaotic- so would you like to join my gay church?

SonicandKirbyFan: Sure!-

Rose_Milks: WHERE ARE THE SIGN UP PAPERS?

Me: Uh, you kinda just show up? There's nothing really official yet

Rose_Milks: WOOO- Alright!

             After that everyone wanders around the S.T.D foundation. Meanwhile, everyone who decided to stay at the gay church is completely clueless of the new member who lives in their walls.

Dagnabbit00: *crawling through the walls* kekekeke-

Ivan_Caffey: What the fuck was that?!

~

            Yeah... that was the 9th day, pure chaos, as always. ALSO WE HAVE 40 MEMBERS NOW?? WTF? I honestly expected a max of 12 people at first, and now we have 40. That is a lot. Anyways, I hope you cracked a smile during this or had a good chuckle. Thank you for all of the support, Love you guys :] 💜