𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐠𝐚𝐞 ˖⋆࿐໋

8th day at Gay Church

            Hey, gaybies! I am SO sorry for being so slow with updating, honestly, I have just been procrastinating and its been difficult to come with scenarios for the gay church. Anyways, here is the next day in the gay church! (Finally jfc-) I hope you all are doing well, love ya <33

LLLLEEETT'S GET RIGHT INTO THE GAYNESSSSSS!!!~

Me: *walking to the front of the Gay Church* w h o... wtf-

*BREAKS DOWN GAY CHURCH DOOR*

Me: ALRIGHT, WHO TF BUILT A WALL AROUND THE GAY CHURCH?!-

WeirdArtistAlien: wait wut- OH- the wall?

Me: What other wall would I be talking about?- YES THE HUGE FRICKEN WALL OUTSIDE

GenderKwer_Firebird: Howdidyouguysbuildawallandwhy-

PastaAholic: *slowly backs away with Pride flag children*

Clouddi_stxrs: uhhhh- well-

Me: Please tell me you weren't apart of this...

Clouddi_stxrs: I may or may not have supported, but I didn't participate :D

Me: omfgwhy-

S_W_A_T: Well, you see... The plan was to block out the neighbors since uh- we might have started a war?

AChillIdiot: THEY STARTED IT FIRST THO! We are NOT responsible >:( 

Me: .... wth did you guys do?

WeirdArtistAlien: OK, so it started with one of the neighbors blasting Japanese Say So at UNGODLY FRICKEN HOURS OF THE NIGHT >:((((

WeirdArtistAlien: So then we blasted this back at them-

Me: Bruh they probably hate us now- actually they probably already hated us but-

S_W_A_T: Oh, the stories not over yet sisters :-)

AChillIdiot: Yeah, the other neighbors started blasting this...

Me: OK, OK, reasonable I would say, but WHY DID YOU BUILD A WHOLE AS$ W A L L?

Clouddi_stxrs: We uh- .... we thought it would block out the noise-

Me: I- ...

GenderKwer_FireBird: Why didn't you guys just go to the neighbors and sort it out?

*s i l e n c e*

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Mintchip_lavender: OH  F R I C K- GUYS! WE'RE IN TROUBLE!

S_W_A_T: Wut?

Mintchip_lavender: THEY ARE BLASTING HENTAI- WHAT DO WE BLAST BACK?!?!

S_W_A_T: O H  F R I C K-

AChillIdiot: Uhhhh- we've already blasted the Soviet anthem- WHAT DO WE BLAST BACK??

Me: Oh frick this is serious-

WeirdArtistAlien: Alright- I found something but I don't know if it'll work..

AChillIdiot: eh- that should work for now, we're gonna need a backup tho

GenderKwer_FireBird: How long has this war been going on and why don't we just stop it now?

Mintchip_lavender: At least 3 days :))

Me: ...what is my life?-

Denkihee: THE OTHER NEIGHBOR IS BLASTING GODS PLAN EARRAPE! THEY'RE BOTH PLAYING STUFF NOW ANSHSIWNWKSO

S_W_A_T: *peeks out the window*

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uhhhh- guys... I think someone important, who could potentially kick us out of the neighborhood, is outside.

Me: Wait wut- oh god-

AChillIdiot: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

WeridArtistAlien: *Clinging to chandelier* AAAHH HUMANS-

PastaAholic: *hiding in the corner*

GenderKwer_FireBird: *Sigh* K. I'll just go talk to them and tell them what happened.

_Ivan_Rocks: I'll tag along

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After that, everyone was banned from using speakers near the gay church.

            I hope you guys enjoyed this mess! I just wanted to introduce our neighbors (which I shall plan more, maybe I'll make a part 2.) Anyways, sorry for any grammar mistakes and such, the next chapter will probably come out sometime next week, so look out for that! Love ya guys 💜