𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐠𝐚𝐞 ˖⋆࿐໋

🐣 Gay Church Easter Special 🐣

            Happy Easter to those who celebrate it :)) to anyone who doesn't celebrate Easter, I hope you have a good day and a good Spring this year :> Now, onto the Easter Special!~

(This one is gonna be a bit shorter, sorry)

LLLLEEETT'SSS GET RIGHT INTO THE GAYNESSSSS!!!~

*sobs and cries can be heard in the distance*

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AChillIdiot: *Cleaning the cheese they threw around the gay church while crying*

Me: This is your fault don't you dare make me feel guilt >:'((

AChillIdiot: But.... It was for the vine-

Me: No, No, your cleaning this up cause your the one WHO LITERALLY YEETED CHEESE EVERYWHERE! 

_Ivan_rocks: I'll help out :)) *peels cheese off of walls*

Lee_The_NekoDragon99: Me too!

Me: *sigh* okay then... Just make sure there's no cheese left anywhere, we already have enough rats around here-

WeridArtistAlien: *Falls from ceiling* HAPPY EASTER HUMANS! >:))

Nikki_Shyvee: *Dancing aggressively to happy "Easter" music*

Me: OH MAH GAWD- WHY-

clouddi_stxrs: What is it with you and hating holiday music? First Christmas, now Easter, like- what the hecc?

Me: I don't hate all holiday music! I just happen to have a certain disliking for most holiday music.

clouddi_stxrs: Yeah, okay, NERD

Me: i'M nOt a NeRd-

teasinner: *casually snorting kinder-eggs*

PastaAholic: *crushing up nerds and arranging them in a straight (gay) line*

Pride Flag Children: *inhaling chocolates*

OxclusReparo: *Stuffing a whole chocolate egg in their mouth (including the wrapper)* AQJSHD-

Denkihee: *stealing pounds upon pounds of sugar*

Me: Where the frick did y'all get all this candy? Y'all are gonna explode-

XtraOkDude123: You dare question the G O D S?

Me: nO- Why- Are you guys h i g h?

Lunastxrs: *sitting upside down in a chair* P o s s i b l y...

KeikiHoku: I am not involved in any shenanigans you have witnessed, nor am I high like the rest of these crackheads *sips TEA*

Me: I-

S_W_A_T: And then there was one... >:)))

*Screeches and cries continue for hours, frightening the neighbors and everyone nearby*

Random person: Should we check on them?

Other rando: Nah-

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            Hope y'all liked this :D sorry for it being so late! I was pretty busy today and I hurt my knee pretty bad yesterday, so yeah. Also! I got my hair cut! It's so much lighter and shorter now! hope you had a good Easter if you celebrate it, if not, hope you enjoyed today anyways úwù

P.S, Remember to stray away from the Herero and embrace the Rainbow 🌈