𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐠𝐚𝐞 ˖⋆࿐໋

6th day at Gay Church

            After a long day of work, getting some grey hairs, and ultimately feeling exhausted and in pain, I have decided to update y'all on le gay church! :D don't be tricked with this smile, I am crying on the inside :))

LLLLEEETT'S GET RIGHT INTO THE GAYNESSSSSS!!!~

Me: *Walks into gay church, thinking I'm ready for the things I'm about to witness*

WeirdArtistAlien: *sitting on a chandelier* Hello Mor- humans! *n e r v o u s*

NikkiShyvee: *staring up at alien* Aren't you human tho-

WeirdArtistAlien: *HISS* >:(

NikkiShyvee: >:O EXCUSE ME-

clouddi_stxrs: *bowing down to rainbow flags and candles* Kumbaya my Lord-

AChillIdiot: *wrestling and throwing corona beers down, basically fighting to the death* Haha, take that you bîtch-

Lee_The_NekoDragon99: *severe concern for the amount of beer and glass on the floor*

XtraOkDude123: Hmm... Maybe life is just a game, and when you die you lose.. but if you believe in reincarnation, you get to replay as a different player, and then you can somehow beat the game? Is coronavirus a hacker or a cheat code? *continues to wonder about life*

Skylerqwq: *noises of mega scared*

PastaAholic: *Shouting at pride flag children to stay away from the glass*

Me: Wtf... YO! WHY ARE YOU GUYS LITERALLY SNORTING CRACK RIGHT NOW >:(

Quizzical_Quibbler: Why not? ;))

Me: Uh... Idk y'all were already born with enough crack in your blood, y'all don't need anymore, man-

teasinner: *Started a fire in the corner of the room* THE GODS HAVE SPOKEN

Me: wtf if happening-?

Everyone: Ooga Chaka, ooga chaka, ooga Chaka...

Everyone looks towards the fire and Qwuinny facepalms at what she sees. Another member of the gay church, standing, confused, and terrified at the ritual going on around them.

Denkihee: Uhh- how did I get here?-

Me: Welcome! sorry about the crackheads around you, I'm Qwuinny and I welcome you to the gay church :)

Denkihee: o h- thanks :>

Nikki_Shyvee: Ooga Chaka, Ooga Chaka-

Me: No, please, not again-

AChillIdiot: RRREEEEEEEE! *punching and fighting sounds*

Corona: AAAA-

            How has the gay church gotten more chaotic? Have you SEEN the amount of BORED people? This better be entertainment for ya guys/ gals/ non-binary pals :)) also- I am very sleep deprived, Insomnia y'know haha.