Sugar, Baby?

Fore-get you not

BIG THANKS to @jf27rock for the super-cute pun!! It's a much better chapter title than butt but golf was lmao🌝

A/N: On RPDR AS2 (that's RuPaul's Drag Race: All Stars, Season 2, for those of you playing at home) there was a mini challenge called "butt-butt golf." It was as stupid as you think it was. But, as I am currently creatively bankrupt (not entirely, but I have a hard time with these titles), that is the title you're left with. It will make a tiiiiiny bit of sense after you read the chapter, but not like. A lot. It's more like free word association. 

If any of you have a pun that's better than the current title (it doesn't take much, yk?) drop it in the comments and I'll rename the chapter!! (and thank you for it:) If someone comments a pun that you find funny, let them know! It'll help me pick the title. 

Or, if no one comments anything (or if you like mine), the title will be left as is and this little idea of mine will have officially flopped. 

either way, here's the next chapter!! And a cute pic to boot!! Jesy almost kissing Perrie that night and Perrie making that gAY GRAB FOR JESY'S BELT (it was?? so gay?? like?? go look at her thumbs??) are the things that got me through the year 2018. fr, Jesy was so drunk (Jadesy was so drunk) and Lerrie trying to hold it together whilst Perrie quite literally kept hold of Jesy to keep her on her feet (and maybe from outing them?? in my brain, at least🌝)... my poor little bi heart could barely handle it. Also, there's a bit in the video right after they duck out of the kiss that Perrie says something and Jesy laughs it off and I cannot, for the life of me, tell what she said. If you have ideas, I'd love to hear them! 

Now I feel like I need to attach the video. Okay, I will. 

Okay so I just went and looked at the acceptance speeches from that night and this was?? not the only time?? jesy tried to go in for the kiss?? (just look up "Little Mix Global Awards acceptance 2018" or some variation of that on YouTube and you'll see 'em) also, reminder that Jesy's boyfriend at the time left the event early (or at least, left LM's table) (Alex wasn't there at all)... you guys...

As if everything I've written isn't an unrealistic romantic fantasy about pesy lol. (I mean some of them... are they really that unrealistic??👀💁🏼💆🏼)

oof, this note is really getting long and messy you guys lmao I'm sorry. It has been a long. day. in. my. house. (with only my family who does not know that I am bi so I cannot say anything remotely gay, lest I out myself), and now it's gonna be a long day for yous as well, 'cause I've just wasted a solid minute or so of your lives rambling on. Bick crackhead energy. 

I'm real sorry. 

Thank you so much for 80 followers!! I really appreciate you guys!! (and bless u if u made it thru this A/N!)

also, this is not edited (obviously. I don't think I even have the capability to edit anything tongith lmao)

okay, see ya at the end✨