Serendipity (Roblox Myth Oneshots)

Hopolophilia (demong0z)

Content warnings: Gun, extreme height difference (2 ft / 60 cm difference), very dangerous situation involving guns

A/N: I'm very sorry for a good majority of these oneshots (as of 4/22/20) include g0z.

((Also, This was before Demonboy came to the circus))

dont put yourself in dangerous situations involving guns

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After spawning at the circus, Demonboy looked at the picture of the killer he was looking for.

G0z. The clown-doctor-hematologist that may or may not have developed a killstreak over the years.

Once demonboy put the picture away, he started to search the circus for the clown in question to interrogate him.

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G0z was busy doing his paperwork, before hearing the door being kicked open.

Startled, G0z looks up at the door to see a tall man with grey skin, ripped purple pants, and a cold smile that could freeze his opponents.

The tall man looks at g0z and walks towards him, and naturally, G0z backs his chair up as far as he can, before hitting the wall.

Despite being 6'3 (190.5cm), which is considered tall by some standards, he feels slightly intimidated by this man, for he looked huge.

"I have a weapon and I'm not afraid to-" G0z says before getting cut off.

SLAM!

The man slams his hands onto the desk, looking at the clown, who was now quaking in his boots (well, more like his chair). 

"WHERE WERE YOU ON JANUARY 7TH?!"

"I-I h-have no idea what y-you're talking about!"

"ANSWER THE FRICKING QUESTION, CLOWN MAN!"

"J-January 7th?"

"I w-was taking down the new years decorations, why does it matter?"

"Because, I heard that someone died at your circus, on that exact date."

"Who died?" G0z asks, pretty confused.

"John doe, aged 25."

"..." G0z knew that he died by his hands, but he refused to tell this grey man that he actually killed John.

"Oh, that John doe! He was also helping us take down the decorations and he, unfortunately, fell down and got impaled in the heart, may Father Sun bless his soul..."

"How did he get impaled once when there are TWENTY-EIGHT STAB WOUNDS?!"

"..." G0z just stays silent and looks down at his yellow converse, only to feel a cold finger on his chin, tilting him upward.

Why was it so cold?

G0z looks at the man's hands, only to realize that the one holding his head up was also holding a gun.

Oh gosh, maybe he should've invested in metal detectors...

The man then proceeds to walk behind G0z and plants his arms on either side of the desk, effectively trapping g0z.

"28 STAB WOUNDS, YOU DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH? DID YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE? HE WAS BLEEDING, BEGGING YOU FOR MERCY, BUT YOU STABBED HIM, AGAIN AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN!... I KNOW YOU KILLED HIM. WHY DON'T YOU SAY IT? JUST SAY "I KILLED HIM"! IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY?! JUST SAY YOU KILLED HIM! JUST SAY IT!"

"You don't have any evidence that I stabbed him..." G0z says, smiling. He can get off scot-free since there wasn't any evidence stacked against him.

Only for that smile to get wiped off his face, seeing that there was a picture that indeed, showed him stabbing John Doe.

So G0z did the only thing that he could do during a situation like this...

"What's that over there?"

The man looked, and G0z took this as an opportunity to run away to one of the patient rooms and locking the door once he was inside.

'He couldn't possibly find me in here" g0z thinks to himself, hiding in the corner of the room.

Only to be cut off yet again by a bullet piercing the door.

"what the f-" g0z says, silently, before being cut off yet again by loud banging on the door.

What weapons could he use to defend himself?

G0z quickly grabbed a surgical hammer and braced himself for the eventual door being broken.

The door suddenly flies off the hinges.

G0z wasn't worried too much about this, he had a weapon and a good hiding space.

The man walks and looks around the room, before stopping at where g0z was.

'oh shoot oh shoot oh shoot' G0z thinks to himself, before being dragged out from under the desk.

'I knew I should've ran to the church...' he thinks to himself.

"You're sending me to jail, aren't you?" the clown asks, before mockingly putting his hands out, expecting handcuffs.

"No."

"Then what will happen, since you caught me red-handed?"

"Allow me to formally introduce myself..."

"... I'm demonboy, and I kill the killers!"

"You're going to kill me?"

"No..." Demonboy answers as he looks g0z up and down, before dragging the clown to his feet.

The height difference was very huge... Demonboy must've been at least 8'1 (246.3 cm), which was about a 2 feet (60cm) height difference.

"But you can do something for me..." Demonboy says, throwing g0z over his shoulder and placing him on the medical bed.

g0z looks at demonboy, who was now looming over him.

"uwu pls b gntle wif me dmonboi ;o)"

"no" demonboy says as he proceeds to rub the gun on the clown's shoulder in a cute manner, which was his modus operandi before he kills the killers.

g0z then proceeds to lick the gun cutely, which got demonboy interested.

"why do you think being a T H O T will get your way out of situations like this i cn shoot at any moment"

";o)"

"i will use the thot be gone on you after we do the dang and the darn" deme boy said before spanking the clown. the sound of the spank emitted a loud distinct honk. but not just any honk, this honk was only heard when a clown was in heat.

" ;) "

" ;o) "

after they did the dang and the darn, deminboy sprayed g0z with the "thot be gone" spray, which cleansed g0z of all of his thottery. 

"will you stop killing people?"

"yes."

"okay, good, bc if i catch you doing this again i will kill you, and dont think being a thot will work in ur favor again." Demonboy says, blushing and turning away angrily. 

that mcfreaking tsundere

"dont act like you didn't love clown thots..."

">:("

">:)"

they then had 200 chirren the end.

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A/N: demonboy likes guns, what more can i say?